A bride is regretting her decision to pity-invite a woman to her bachelorette weekend who hadn't originally been invited.
The bride-to-be originally omitted a "friend" from the list because she was a "downer." But the woman refused to be tossed aside and complained to the point where caving was the only option.
Sometimes, going with your gut and hurting someone's feelings is slightly better than ruining your celebratory getaway.
After accepting the forced invite, this person proceeded to hijack planning duties with her set of ridiculous demands that she sent to the whole group via email:
"I'm really excited for our upcoming trip to Vegas. I think it'll be such a good time and we'll all finally get to bond."
"I know Vegas is known as 'sin city,' but despite this, I still have to uphold the moral code our Father inscribed in my heart. Due to this, I have some ground rules that I'd like everyone to follow. These will not only help me remain aligned with the Church, but also keep us all out of trouble."
All good bachelorette parties start with a cleansing of sins. She just can't wait for everyone to meet God.
The bride pointed out the friend, "Taylor," had not originally been invited to the wedding, much less pre-wedding festivities. In a post on ingur, another friend noted:
They're all going to have such a divine time.
"1. Sunday, the 12th, I have found an appropriate church and contracted the Pastor there explaining that we're from out of town, but we'd still like to attend services. Sunday @ 7:15 am, we'll be Ubering to the church. I can't wait to share God with all of you. I think it'll be a nice way to cleanse us of our sins from that week."
Drinking equals death.
"2. In the hotel room, no hard liquor. I don't want people getting inebriated and falling from the balcony. Also, as this is my first time being 'of age' and in an environment with prevalent drinking, I don't want to be tempted by these foul drinks. I'm not sure how I'll react to 'rum' or 'tequila' or 'vodka' and I'd like to test these in more controlled environments. Please stick to light beers and red wines."
Absolutely no hanky panky, ladies. There's "no need."
"3. There will be no sex taking place in our hotel rooms/anywhere in the suite. As none of us have committed ourselves to husbands yet, there's no need to have premarital sex."
All men steal things.
"4. Please don't invite random men back to the suite. I do not see a need for them to be there or know where we are staying. I don't want to be robbed!"
She's making a grocery run at Balducci's. So pay up!
"5. Please venmo me $50 each as I will be buying groceries for the hotel room. The last thing we need is to be famished in that desert heat!"
Who is the one off her meds?
"6. Absolutely under no circumstances - no drugs. Half of you currently work in positions that require you to have security clearances and I do not want you to be tempted by these substances. Drugs bring nothing but problems. (Anonymous) please leave your adderall at home. I understand you have a medical condition, but as we will not be studying, there's no need for you to take your methamphetamines."
She closed:
"I think that is all for now, but I am sure more will come up as time draws closer. Can't wait to see you all!"
People couldn't believe what they were reading, and had some fun with their responses.
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Others' eyebrows were raised by her grocery list:
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Some people saw a possible happy ending.
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Sounds like they're all gonna raise hell. Have fun ladies!
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