A Texas Republican candidate Congress has become one of Twitter's latest laughinstocks after having a meltdown on the platform over a LGBTQ-themed children's book about Santa Claus, who it bears reminding is not a real person, being married to a man.
Ellen Troxclair, a former member of the Austin City Council who is running for a House seat, spied the children's book in a store and immediately took to Twitter to clutch her pearls about "the children" and "the leftist agenda."
See her tweet below:
You can no longer walk though the Christmas children's section of a bookstore with your kids without being bombarded with inappropriate content -featured by staff who want to “make people" read it. Why does there have to be a leftist agenda to EVERYTHING everywhere all the time? pic.twitter.com/zUjwUy1ZOI
— Ellen Troxclair 🇺🇸 (@EllenTroxclair) November 21, 2021
Troxclair tweeted:
"You can no longer walk though the Christmas children's section of a bookstore with your kids without being bombarded with inappropriate content -featured by staff who want to 'make people' read it."
"Why does there have to be a leftist agenda to EVERYTHING everywhere all the time?"
Goodness!
So much outrage over a thing Troxclair could simply choose to ignore and leave to people who do want to purchase it, as provided for by the free market economy to which her party is so worshipfully devoted.
Even more absurd was Troxclair seemed particularly vexed by a quip the bookstore included on its note card recommending the book.
It read:
"Merrilee really, really, really loves 'Santa's Husband' because: ... I can make people let me read it to them..."
The very notion of this seemed to make Troxclair lose her cool, despite the fact that it is obviously a joke. What is Merrilee gonna do, strap people to cinder blocks so they can't escape while she reads them a book about a gay Santa Claus—who, again, is a fictional person?
If Troxclair got this up in arms about a joke, imagine how she'd have responded if she'd realized the Black man on the book's cover isn't Santa's husband, but rather Santa himself.
As you night guess, people on Twitter immediately seized on Troxclair's absurd "what about the children?!?!" panic attack over the "leftist agenda" of a book that has been out since 2017 and—we cannot stress this enough—is about a fictional person.
This is straight up communism, Ellen. Good on you for taking a stand against the Marxist Gay Santa Agenda. And that's not even his real name! He was originally known as Kris Kringle before the CIA radicalized him against capitalism. Now, he's just gay + giving away toys. Ugh.
— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) November 22, 2021
Chief among those pointing and laughing at Troxclair was the book's author, comedian and writer Daniel Kibblesmith.
It's not even Thanksgiving and they're already putting up the fake outrage. https://t.co/HFl1yKwzhw
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) November 21, 2021
Kibblesmith also thanked Troxclair for boosting Santa's Husband's 2021 sales with her "free commercial" for the book.
I don't know why bad people are falling over themselves to do free commercials for us, but it's like clockwork.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) November 21, 2021
And before long, Troxclair's attempt to spark outrage had backfired and inspired celebration instead.
Oh hey look, that's my friend's book! Let's go gay Santa!!!! https://t.co/0H8qO4KXkm
— hot vax fall sparks 🖤🥂⚾️🏀 (@kyliesparks) November 23, 2021
I'm sure it's a lovely book, but goddamn if it doesn't also seem like the greatest troll EVER. A gay black Santa is something Limbaugh would have ranted was coming if you voted for healthcare. I'm sorry you didn't see it, Rush. You were right. And it's fabulous. https://t.co/ilIhSv0ELZ
— Adam Barken (@adambarken) November 23, 2021
Right in front of my salad? @EllenTroxclair seems a little triggered by Gay Santa. Wait until you see what's in his sack 👀 pic.twitter.com/dEVGGa8c7s
— Tom Chapman (@tomtomchap) November 23, 2021
What do we think is more objectionable to her: gay Santa, Black Santa, or interracial relationship Santa? https://t.co/hzi8mT0GUK
— Himbo Puritan (@metricalfoot) November 21, 2021
pic.twitter.com/MVHfbi65ND
— The Uromancer (@MammaryCalamiti) November 22, 2021
Hello where can I buy gay Santa book https://t.co/jI7e7QhpkZ
— gilbo shaggins (@gretajpg) November 22, 2021
Ellen don't start.
Why can't Santa have a husband? Jesus had two daddies. https://t.co/FCnKBIjhAP
— Lana Del Gay (@McClellandShane) November 23, 2021
The worst was when folks brought an entire Mapplethorpe photo series to my home. LOOK AT IT they screamed.
— Kim Possible 📚 (@kimlockhartga) November 22, 2021
A Barnes & Nobles employee did this to me when I tried to look away from a book like this once. Where does it end?! pic.twitter.com/f306HQuVxv
— BensDecoy (@BensDecoy) November 21, 2021
We wish Troxclair a speedy recovery from whatever injury she thinks she has sustained as a result of this book existing.