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Police Roast 'Helpful' Drug Dealer On Facebook After He Makes A Facepalm-Worthy Mistake

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A suspected drug dealer handed police a gift after leaving a bag of narcotics on a tram in the UK – along with his full name and address. The police station took it as the perfect opportunity to roast. Greater Manchester Police Trafford North shared an image of the bag and various illegal drugs, with the words: “Deal or No Deal?"


“Police appeal to reunite lost property with its owner. A poor individual has forgotten his rucksack while traveling on the tram on the Bury line," the post continues.

According to the post, the bag contained 25 tablets, a “large amount" of white powder, bags of white rocks and scales.

More and more people are coming out and stating that the bag is theirs as a joking way to get to those free substances. But, mostly people are roasting the poor guy that didn't think about keeping anonymity.

“Thankfully the owner of the bag was helpful enough to leave his Community Payback card, his name and address," police added, using the hashtags #thoughtfuldealer and #honeyiforgotmydrugs.

A T-shirt worn by a child became a point of contention between two mothers whose kids are in a playgroup together.

The offended mother, codenamed "Karen," disapproved of the phrase on the toddler's shirt to such a degree, she confronted the child's mother through a series of texts and threatened to ban him from their playgroup.

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Justice was served for Deborah Sue Culwell, the woman who dumped seven newborn puppies into a dumpster on a balmy day in April.

A judge sentenced the 54-year-old from the city of Coachella in Riverside County, California, to 365 days in county jail after she pleaded guilty to all charges of animal cruelty.

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They say that some of the greatest comedy springs from the greatest tragedy.

And that sentiment is most certainly true when it comes to Stephen Colbert.

While many know the comedian as a smart, funny, and charismatic late night personality from critically acclaimed shows like The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, it may come as a surprise that Colbert has dealt with an incredible amount of loss in his life.

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Let's be honest, divorce sucks pretty bad in the traditional sense. There's a lot of heartache and paperwork involved - and that's if it's an amicable divorce. If there's some animosity, the process can be straight up traumatizing - but it's 2018 and we're all about making the best out of the worst, so let's find those silver linings, shall we? Divorce isn't all bad. Turns out, it's gone some pretty sweet bonuses attached.

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Full confession, my closest friends often tell me I'm the dumbest genius they know. I breezed through school, handle advanced concepts with ease - and I spent ten minutes looking for my phone in the dark by using the flashlight app on my phone. The saddest part is I didn't even realize how dumb I was being on my own. I tried to recruit my ten-year-old to help me and she just stood there staring at the phone in my hand with the sort of silent pre-teen judgy face you see in sitcoms.

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I'm not a people person...

Some of us are gregarious, loud, thrill seeking (often obnoxious) introverts. We love everything and anything social. Are opposite friends are introverts. We look at them and can't help but feel... they just need a little friendly shove into the fun. Not so. Often they are perfectly content in their quiet company of one. Many do have a crippling social anxiety that can drive them to some interesting predicaments when they are thrust into a public situation.

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