Louder!

'Yell penis for password.' Had a handful of funny encounters out of that, especially on the train.

Sambo_Whambo

This was the wifi in my college house and we had the password set as yell louder. We would have people screaming it over and over again, sometimes taking hours to figure it out. One guy never even got it, he just gave up and went home, poor guy.

drfatman

CEXUK. 

In the UK we have a second hand games/electronics store called 'Central Entertainment Exchange', which is shortened to CEX.

Their staff WiFi is called ProtectedCEX and their public one is UnprotectedCEX.

PJDJ4

Pay Up! 

When my school lost Internet for a few dozen minutes you'd see a few mobile data hotspots pop up. My favorite was, translated, "I PAY TUITION AND GET NO NET."

danidv

I pictured this as one of the yelled statements before "Goodness gracious great balls of fire."

zangor

Fools. 

Ours is 'Lord of the Pings' And the password is 'wifi you fools.'

KatieB_Erickson

Oh wow. My 2.4g network is "Lord of the Pings" and my 5g network is "Return of the Ping".

Japfro

G'Day.

"I come from a LAN down under."

This was in Australia.

Yoshibell

Love. 

Tell my WiFi love her.

Nuffsaid98

Router?! I hardly know her!

ngtstkr

Ma. 

Mom this one.

NotV4lid

Password: mom's name + birth year.

Spontanemoose

When I visit my parents I love setting theirs to "Mom Click Here." It pisses her off so much.

phoenix-corn

Listen Close. 

Wehearyouhavingsex.

lonkman96

A second WiFi pops up: WehearyouNOThavingsex.

spiderMechanic

WeLikeItWhenYouHearIt.

Aconaut

519....

519WillFlickYourBean

519 was the house number on a street for college kid housing.

JasonMHorn

Short of asking OP which i guess you are doing. Go past Every college campus checking your wifi for the name specified in the post (this may take some time) until you find that room then knock on their door and enjoy your flicked bean.

icanseeifyouarehard

Hey Pat.

Wifi name: Is this the krusty krab?

Password: no this is patrick.

Mukhrizthedodo