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Brett Kavanagh is having a bad week. No, not the public figure Brett Kavanaugh; that guy was just confirmed for a lifetime appointment to the United States Supreme Court. His week is going great. For the other Brett, not so much.
This other Brett Kavanagh's surname may be missing a "u" but it's close enough that the salesman from Kentucky says his phone has been blowing up since the Senate hearings began.
He took to Twitter to post his woes:
This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh— Brett Kavanagh (@Brett Kavanagh)1538785242.0
At least Kavanagh can take heart that he is not alone. With over a million likes, someone is bound to feel his pain.
@Brett_Kavanagh @swin24 Believe me - I feel your pain!— susan collins (@susan collins)1538787127.0
@Brett_Kavanagh Welcome to the club, brother.— Mike Pence (@Mike Pence)1538803779.0
It didn't take long to hatch a plan.
@Brett_Kavanagh Write into the SCOTUS and resign 😎😎— FalseTrumpet (@FalseTrumpet)1538918282.0
@thgreatdeceiver @Brett_Kavanagh Yes, please!— Canonist ♥️💙 (@Canonist ♥️💙)1538930396.0
@Mensa_Erika @thgreatdeceiver @Brett_Kavanagh If Brett just tweets his resignation to POTUS, he'll probably believe it. Worth a try?— Derek Sutherland (@Derek Sutherland)1538934503.0
@LambertSimnel99 @Mensa_Erika @thgreatdeceiver @Brett_Kavanagh Tweet to Tucker Carlson. If he sees it on Fox, it's Gospel.— pprmintpatty (@pprmintpatty)1538958478.0
He was given some more suggestions.
@Social_Int_News @Brett_Kavanagh I love this idea! @Brett_Kavanagh should apologize to someone everyday of the upcoming year!— Michelle Maples👀 (@Michelle Maples👀)1538920667.0
Now this family has reached pop royalty, but yeah...awkward.
@modavidmjackson @Brett_Kavanagh The only appropriate reaction https://t.co/4kz39GtSLy— Marlon Weems (@Marlon Weems)1538933695.0
@Brett_Kavanagh I feel like I’ve found a tribe here.— Michael Jackson (@Michael Jackson)1538869317.0
@Brett_Kavanagh I don’t beat my wife. But i love drinking and drugs— James Adrian Brown (@James Adrian Brown)1538910351.0
Politics, pop music, and pastries.
@Brett_Kavanagh @harikondabolu Saddled with the name "James Beard", I have arbitrarily given away unofficial awards… https://t.co/dN1Mi89RyR— Pão de Tiago 🦆 (@Pão de Tiago 🦆)1538928884.0
@JamesBBeard @Brett_Kavanagh @harikondabolu I made this. https://t.co/ukhrOk3zOY— Girl Geek for Getting Shaq some Magenta FFS (@Girl Geek for Getting Shaq some Magenta FFS)1538930103.0
@girlgeek_rva @JamesBBeard @Brett_Kavanagh @harikondabolu I like your contribution to this thread ! #bundtlady— Kiss My Bundt Bakery (@Kiss My Bundt Bakery)1538936215.0
Hey, what's for breakfast?
@Brett_Kavanagh .Seeing the names below (and witty replies - bravo, y’all) I suddenly feel downright blessed by my… https://t.co/ejEfJSNc1e— John U. Bacon (@John U. Bacon)1538916399.0
@Johnubacon @Brett_Kavanagh I feel your pain about the name jokes. Glad that your last name at least gets spelled c… https://t.co/KKnmrJ4loK— David Ham (@David Ham)1538917961.0
But the winner has to be.
@DavidJHam @Johnubacon @Brett_Kavanagh I recall a dinner time conversation: my mom made business cards when she fir… https://t.co/Zp4OeoECgQ— Taylor Hooker (@Taylor Hooker)1538945306.0
Some more folks are feeling the heat.
@Brett_Kavanagh Hi Brett, I feel your pain....— Susan Collins (@Susan Collins)1538916014.0
But this guy is loving life!
@Brett_Kavanagh It's kind of funny. I barely get hate tweets, but when I do, they definitely make me laugh.— Robert Mueller (@Robert Mueller)1538979085.0
H/T: The Hill, The Wichita Eagle