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People Share Which Fictional Companies They'd Love To Work At
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By Rae MeghanJan 03, 2020
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Going into your office every day can be super tiring and stressful. But what if the job you went to every day was from your favorite TV show or movie? That would probably make work less stressful, and definitely a lot less boring.

u/milkwalkerr asked: What fictional company would you love to work at in real life?

Watch out for tunnels.

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Acme. Making all those anvil must pay great.

Takeoffdpantsnjaket

I want to work in their rocket lab!

OozeNAahz

Don't forget, you're here forever.

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. You can sleep on the job, get free doughnuts and get paid enough to support a family of 5.

NOT_PENIS_CREAM

They have really great holiday policies too.

"The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."

"Woo-hoo, 4-day weekend!"

Dynasty2201

The Gang Goes to Work

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Paddy's Pub

dc95dlc

Yeah idk about that, pretty much anyone that comes in contact with that bunch has their life ruined.

KoreyDerWolfsbar

No one wants to be beat up by Spider-Man.

Stark Industries

AT-JeffT

I would choose this, but I don't want to be beat up by Spider-Man.

SandwichLover22

Leave Terry alone.

The Parks and Recreation department from Parks and Rec. Those would be some awesome coworkers.

But would anyone work at the library though? Genuinely curious.

everythinglove803

Unless you're Jerry.

yup_its_me_again

But which 'half' will survive?

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Los Pollos Hermanos.

sniggle_snort

Gus would've been a tough boss.

dakky68

But you'd be working for Chicken Gus, not Meth Gus.

Jalsavrah

The Belchers seem like they would be fun to work with.

Bob's Burgers--but only if I can the Burger of The Day for free every day I work there.

dorvann

I'd fire you all if I could...

Logistics515

Doopaty Doo.

Wonka Factory.

wes321

Oompa loompa doompety doo,

I've got another OSHA complaint for you.

If you are wise you'll listen to me,

And improve your corporate saaaaafety.

An_Old_IT_Guy

It's the f**king Catalina Wine Mixer.

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Prestige Worldwide.

bdf1403

Boats and Hoes!

rdieselsledge

*winking face*

The Bluth Company.

Dad4sale

You've made a huge mistake.

wynnduffyisking


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