People Break Down Their Favorite Ways To Say 'WTF'

I love using naughty words in subtle or over the top ways. Tell me...

No Way

"Ain’t no f**king way."

evinti01

"This deserves top comment!!"

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Lyrics

"I'm a fan of 'what in tarnation?' and'"what f**kery is this?'"

kittyclawz

"'What kind of f**kery is this?' Remains one of the best opening lyrics to a song that I can think of."

Sidewalk_Tomato

"Same.I also like to throw in a 'what the heckerooni' or 'what in the ding dang damnable f**k' every now and again to keep things spicy."

murrimabutterfly

Doth tell us...

"Pardon me, my good *itch. What seems to be the f**k?"

Gaybythebay01

"I'm stealing this."

Overall_Use381

"That's just it, sire, it appears we are bereft of f**ks. Throughout thy kingdom, there is nary a f**k to be given nor had."

timmyisserpico

VOT?

"I remember one of the times I really laughed at a post was when an article years back announced a Call of Duty game download would something like 50-60 GB and someone replied with a photoshopped picture of Hitler raising his sunglasses and saying 'VOT ZE F**K!'"

NoStressAccount

Proper

"What fresh hell is this?"

SeasonedWithCare

"Dorothy Parker in the house!!!!!"

chillin1066

Fresh Hell. I've been using that one.

Sporty

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?"

SteveBonus

A Gassy Response

"My kid will say either What the What or What the Fart. He's 11 so we are hearing a lot of the fart variation right now."

FishWife_71

"I, a grown man, am still fond of 'What in Fart's name?' Yes, I do take Fart's name in vain."

DeathbyChiasmus

"When we were kids we said, nowhere near parental units, mother fuzz-farter! Still fun to say."

Baller5511

Oh La La

"In Quebec we say, 'Qu'est-ce que f**k?' to give it that European flair. Also it's funny as hell. Go ahead, say it out loud."

iceTreamTruck

"Must be relatively new. Lived there for 23 years but moved away in 2009 and never heard 'qu’est-ce que fuck.'"

HLef

"Maybe it’s more of an Ontario thing? Also, I know I’ve only heard it among anglophones."

iceTreamTruck

Hunger

"I like adding unrelated qualifiers such as What the Kentucky fried f**k, or What the biscuit eating f**k. It adds a little extra zing to the emotional expression while also confusing your enemies for a moment while they attempt to decide just exactly what a biscuit eating f**k is."

cawatxcamt

Excuse?

"'What is wrong with you?' or... 'Quê?' or 'what?'"

sahinotenara

through a radio...

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!"

BrownButterBiscuits

"If I'm ever going to talk through a radio I will use it. Lol."

Dr_Cindebar

"We’ve gone tango uniform!"

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VILE!

"What the deuce?"

Tonald_Drump83837

"Damn you vile woman!"

Reasonable-Shock-600

"YOU'RE EATING HAIR!!!"

RL_Meeseeks

STUNNED

"I stand here befu*kled."

ryanosaurusrex1I

"I'm stealing this."

Kooky-Statistician92

Oh Kell...

"I'm a fan of the cereal related ones, 'What in the cinnamon toast f**k?' And 'What in the Kellogg's frosted f**k?'"

velkus

"I'm also a fan and stealing the Kelloggs one, for sure!"

LikeInnit

Oh God

"My go to is 'what in the bluest of all f**ks?' but I also use 'What on God's beautiful blue green Earth?"

carefulamdelicate

"I thought I was alone with 'what the blue f**k?'"

bearcat-twenty-two

"Great minds, friend. Great minds."

carefulamdelicate

She Funny

"I picked up my niece once (3 at the time) and she looked me square in the face and said, 'What the thwack?' I almost dropped her I was laughing so hard!"

SugarsBoogers

Yummy F

"This is one I've made up and been using:"

"What the actual, chocolate-covered f**k?"

"Don't ask. I don't know how I strung those all together either."

JukeBoxHero1997

Oy!

“'What’s all this, then?'”

"In the worst cockney accent."

added_chaos

Following

"The phrases are all so milked and trendy. Like potty mouth emphasizes anything other than what a mouth breathing follower you are."

Cliffs-At-G

I love all of these and I will implement immediately.