The Fastest Ways People Have Seen A Coworker Get Fired

The couple times deserve the benefit of a doubt.

And then there are the other times after that...

Losing Track Of Time

"6 hours. Call center job. She showed up to orientation on day 1 about an hour late. Hey stuff happens. Then we go on a 15 min break. She goes out to take a phone call, comes back in after about 45 min. We go to lunch, it's 30 minutes. She comes back over an hour later. We go on afternoon break, when the 15 min break is up, one of the trainers gets up and steps out in the hall and closes the door behind him. We hear her arrive and argue with him about 20 minutes after that. He comes back in and gets the stuff she left at her desk and we never see her again."

– misoranomegami

A String Of Unfortunate Events

"First day, her grandmother died. Understandable. Second day, her car broke down. Bad luck. Third day she had no electricity and couldn’t blow dry her hair. She was told not to bother coming in at all."

– exitzero

The Employee On Her Own Schedule

"There are a lot of these people. What do they think is going to happen, like they'll come in to work eventually, everyone will understand, and they'll be a great employee... tomorrow though. Today they're hungover."

"I fired a girl like this... she acted gobsmacked 'wow, gosh, really? This is kinda crazy, i've never been fired before.'"

"She showed up for about 50% of her scheduled days for like 2 straight weeks. Did she really think that was how jobs work?"

– Steinmetal4

Downfall Of Mass Hiring

"Worked for startups the past couple of years before I recently took a new gig but we had to hire about 100 people in the span of 2 weeks which I told my boss was a bad idea but the CEO insisted"

"Hired a young lady, she had a spotty resume but was very cheerful and friendly in the interview and my boss's instructions were if they are nice and friendly 'pass them on to me.'"

"we oversaw the customer service relations for this company."

"On her first day she came in 15 minutes late, got into an argument with a customer on her first training call and took the mic and farted into it as loud as I've ever heard a human being fart"

"We paid her for the full day."

"Best hire ever."

– _Nolofinwe_

Some people were never a fit for the job.

Fear Gets In The Way

"I was working as a stable boy, and I was showing the new girl around the stables. As I introduced her to the horses, she was very apprehensive to come near them, refusing to even step into the stall (she signed on to help care for the horses.)"

"Later that day, she admitted that the horses terrified her, so the boss let her go."

– AlternativeFilm8886

The Sibling Discount

"In high school I worked at a clothing store as a cashier. Guy next to me has his sister come through with a huge pile of merchandise."

"He scans one item that was on clearance for like $2 over and over again for everything she had, which was likely hundreds of dollars."

"Didn’t realize the manager was standing right behind him."

“Go clock out and give me your name tag, you’re gone.”

"He didn’t argue or anything, just put his head down and walked off."

"The manager jumps on the register to clear the transaction out and the sister takes out her card, 'This is gonna be a credit.'”

"Manager says 'Not for $2 it’s not, get out of here.'”

"The sister actually tried to complete the purchase like nothing had happened lol"

– Plantayne

Gamer On The Clock

"A guy at my work was caught playing World of Warcraft for hours each day. Boss called him in and told him that was wholly unacceptable and he had to stop immediately or he'd be canned."

"Less than an hour later, IT calls the same boss and says the guy is back in his office playing again. He was let go that day."

– jpiro

Rule Breaker

"Worked in a sales call center about 10 years ago, real braindead work. New guy starts on a Monday morning, after he gets trained up on the basics (which takes about an hour), he gets assigned a desk and sets off to work."

"30 minutes later, it looks like little puffs of steam are rising up from his computer monitor. Turns out he was vaping on one of those disposable ecigarettes, the kind that sort of tried to look like real cigarettes. He gets told by the boss that we can't vape indoors, and if he wants to, he'll have to go outside to do it on a break."

"About 30 minutes later again, the same thing happens. He gets caught again, and is told in no uncertain terms that if he wants to keep his job, he'll stop vaping at his desk."

"An hour later, he gets caught hiding under his desk vaping, and is promptly fired, all before lunch time. Dude could have just gone outside."

– Mr_Itch

First And Final Delivery

"Day 1, delivering pizzas. I was the trainer."

"Dude wasn't familiar with the town at all (this was before GPS was a thing)."

"Second delivery, he gets in the car, and proceeds to floor it in the parking lot, showing off all 80 horsepower for the 30 feet before slamming on the brakes to turn onto the main street, nearly hitting a customer and her young child."

"I say whoah, slow down in the Parking lot, you almost hit that kid."

"'F'k em' was his response."

"That was his last delivery, lasted all of about 90 minutes."

– talontd92tsi

The easiest way for a worker to get off the payroll is for them to actually quit.

Misunderstanding Of A Job Position

"I used to work night audit/front desk at a motel adjacent to major highways. It was a super chill job, I loved my boss, and it was cool by me."

"But God, trying to hire and train someone to take over my hours - once for maternity leave, and then when I was moving away - was a nightmare. One lady claimed to be computer literate, and then tried to use the mouse to physically touch the correct spot on the monitor when I asked her to click on a field. Another got extremely confused when I mentioned that sleeping with a guest was completely out of bounds. A guy got arrested (and fired of course) for selling drugs to someone out the night window. It was just an absolute sh*t show."

"Before I moved, I gave my boss a 2-month notice, because I knew hiring and training was gonna be a nightmare. About a week before my final shift, we finally got someone in place. She was more than a bit strange and could certainly have used a spot of mental health care, but hey, I can't throw stones. She showed up, grasped the basics of the job, etc. About a week after I left, I learned that she had quit because she didn't realize that night audit was a purely overnight job."

"Idk."

– 50EffingCabbages

The Newbie's Assigned Task

"He didn’t get fired, he quit. But this dude was a first day hire as a bagger at a grocery store. Some dude blew up the entire bathroom with diarrhea. Walls, doors, sink, mirror, everywhere. They asked new dude to go clean it. He clocked out and never came back. He’s a hero."

– mrmastomas

I briefly worked for an entertainment company as a dancer with a friend of mine who was unfortunately let go during the rehearsal process.

He was unable to keep up with the demanding rehearsal schedule and couldn't retain the mass amount of choreography we were being taught in a short amount of time.

Poor guy wasn't even a slacker. As a matter of fact, he far exceeded my dancing capabilities and was hard-working, but he let himself get in the way and couldn't handle the pressure.

But by letting him go, the production company took a hit because teaching a new-hire everything from the beginning slowed us down more than the time it would've taken to help my friend memorize the choreography.

Sigh...