Martha Stewart's sultry Instagram pool selfie is already taking on an internet life of its own.
Stewart's selfie, which gained a lot of attention for how extra it was, received a comment from Chelsea Handler.
Handler wrote:
"I'm here to take [Martha Stewart's] swimming lesson."
"If I look this good at 78 I better still have a pool to show myself off in."
She then copied Stewart's selfie...
...with one of her own.
Former model Stewart had a few tips for handler though...
...about her pool and her face.
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Stewart responded:
"Dear Chelsea I'm so happy that you liked my post well enough to emulate it. I do think my pool is a little bit prettier than yours and that my facial expression is a little bit more relaxed."
"Nevertheless you are a beautiful girl and F***ING too young to be emulating me. Continue with your comedy, your humor, and your amazing ability to gather around your political liberals."
"We need it! Love Martha."
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...Well dang!
Why Martha read her like that 😭😂 https://t.co/xWN2yUdo2W— ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫 (@ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫)1595508228.0
@xhersian Martha been feeling herself since she took up with the pool boy https://t.co/i5lzg5gkV7— Defund The Police (@Defund The Police)1595512827.0
@xhersian “Too young to be emulating me” yikes. They both look around the same age here tho https://t.co/wsviAIRwud— moody bitch🌦 (@moody bitch🌦)1595514167.0
@xhersian @ct_jg if there is one thing old people get right, it's back-handed compliments— tropical storm hannah (@tropical storm hannah)1595511645.0
@xhersian 😂I didn’t think Martha was this savage— BiggieTang (@BiggieTang)1595512317.0
@xhersian @naynanjani Martha has always been a bada**. Why you think they threw her in prison, when the 50,xxx,xxx… https://t.co/Rz0rexQWI8— Midwestener for Harris - ⚖️ 😷 (@Midwestener for Harris - ⚖️ 😷)1595518649.0
Stewart is a master at lovingly roasting anybody, as she's shown time and time again.
Roast of Justin Bieber - Martha Stewart - Changing Lives for the Better www.youtube.com
Martha Stewart Lays Into the Dais - Roast of Bruce Willis www.youtube.com
Truly.
Savage.
@xhersian "continue with your comedy" will be my new clapback when someone tries to act funny around me— Flaiehme Mannejhedd (@Flaiehme Mannejhedd)1595527532.0
@xhersian Martha is a boss tho. She been in that billionaire girls club for a minute now. She’s her own lane.… https://t.co/AW7RBlJQsP— Rob Dean (@Rob Dean)1595519437.0
@jermesz That part, she snatched that girl all the way up 😂😭 https://t.co/kYHGNdyKos— ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫 (@ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫)1595527347.0
@xhersian Dragged, read and gathered. I loved it https://t.co/SPbM4L8vJo— Jada’s side piece (@Jada’s side piece)1595513056.0
@xhersian Never forget that time she dragged Gwyneth's divorce announcement in her magazine 🥴 https://t.co/vHx76X8WsI— Vyle Bitchards (@Vyle Bitchards)1595515161.0
Martha Stewart's roast of Handler's pool selfie is not nearly as savage as she could have gotten, but still had a healthy dose of shade.
@xhersian Martha’s pool is so huge. Let’s face it, if it wasn’t for Snoop would anybody give one about Martha? No.… https://t.co/CONSnuPlGu— TheeCannabish (@TheeCannabish)1595514886.0
@xhersian Yo Martha hit her with a good ole classy read💀💀I’m weak🤣 https://t.co/MzPiecCrcG— Richard THEE Yarrell🔑☝🏽🌟 (@Richard THEE Yarrell🔑☝🏽🌟)1595514954.0
@xhersian "I do think my pool is a little bit prettier than yours" 🪦🪦 White women savagery is so good when they turn it on each other— Ben Philippe (@Ben Philippe)1595523078.0
We truly live for the shade.
Especially when it is over the size and niceness of a pool.
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