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Martha Stewart's sultry Instagram pool selfie is already taking on an internet life of its own.
Stewart's selfie, which gained a lot of attention for how extra it was, received a comment from Chelsea Handler.
Handler wrote:
"I'm here to take [Martha Stewart's] swimming lesson."
"If I look this good at 78 I better still have a pool to show myself off in."
She then copied Stewart's selfie...
...with one of her own.
Former model Stewart had a few tips for handler though...
...about her pool and her face.
Stewart responded:
"Dear Chelsea I'm so happy that you liked my post well enough to emulate it. I do think my pool is a little bit prettier than yours and that my facial expression is a little bit more relaxed."
"Nevertheless you are a beautiful girl and F***ING too young to be emulating me. Continue with your comedy, your humor, and your amazing ability to gather around your political liberals."
"We need it! Love Martha."
...Well dang!
Why Martha read her like that 😭😂 https://t.co/xWN2yUdo2W— ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫 (@ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫)1595508228.0
@xhersian Martha been feeling herself since she took up with the pool boy https://t.co/i5lzg5gkV7— Defund The Police (@Defund The Police)1595512827.0
@xhersian “Too young to be emulating me” yikes. They both look around the same age here tho https://t.co/wsviAIRwud— moody bitch🌦 (@moody bitch🌦)1595514167.0
@xhersian @ct_jg if there is one thing old people get right, it's back-handed compliments— tropical storm hannah (@tropical storm hannah)1595511645.0
@xhersian 😂I didn’t think Martha was this savage— BiggieTang (@BiggieTang)1595512317.0
@xhersian @naynanjani Martha has always been a bada**. Why you think they threw her in prison, when the 50,xxx,xxx… https://t.co/Rz0rexQWI8— Midwestener for Harris - ⚖️ 😷 (@Midwestener for Harris - ⚖️ 😷)1595518649.0
Stewart is a master at lovingly roasting anybody, as she's shown time and time again.
Roast of Justin Bieber - Martha Stewart - Changing Lives for the Better www.youtube.com
Martha Stewart Lays Into the Dais - Roast of Bruce Willis www.youtube.com
Truly.
Savage.
@xhersian "continue with your comedy" will be my new clapback when someone tries to act funny around me— Flaiehme Mannejhedd (@Flaiehme Mannejhedd)1595527532.0
@xhersian Martha is a boss tho. She been in that billionaire girls club for a minute now. She’s her own lane.… https://t.co/AW7RBlJQsP— Rob Dean (@Rob Dean)1595519437.0
@jermesz That part, she snatched that girl all the way up 😂😭 https://t.co/kYHGNdyKos— ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫 (@ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔇𝔦𝔬𝔫)1595527347.0
@xhersian Dragged, read and gathered. I loved it https://t.co/SPbM4L8vJo— Jada’s side piece (@Jada’s side piece)1595513056.0
@xhersian Never forget that time she dragged Gwyneth's divorce announcement in her magazine 🥴 https://t.co/vHx76X8WsI— Vyle Bitchards (@Vyle Bitchards)1595515161.0
Martha Stewart's roast of Handler's pool selfie is not nearly as savage as she could have gotten, but still had a healthy dose of shade.
@xhersian Martha’s pool is so huge. Let’s face it, if it wasn’t for Snoop would anybody give one about Martha? No.… https://t.co/CONSnuPlGu— TheeCannabish (@TheeCannabish)1595514886.0
@xhersian Yo Martha hit her with a good ole classy read💀💀I’m weak🤣 https://t.co/MzPiecCrcG— Richard THEE Yarrell🔑☝🏽🌟 (@Richard THEE Yarrell🔑☝🏽🌟)1595514954.0
@xhersian "I do think my pool is a little bit prettier than yours" 🪦🪦 White women savagery is so good when they turn it on each other— Ben Philippe (@Ben Philippe)1595523078.0
We truly live for the shade.
Especially when it is over the size and niceness of a pool.
