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Celebrities seem to be spending our pandemic summer in a lot more luxury and sultriness than the average person.
Martha Stewart, in particular, demonstrated this with a very, very sultry pic, complete with kissyface-lips and smolder, in a photo from her pool in Easthampton, NY.
Stewart posted the photo on Instagram on Tuesday, July 22.
In case anyone forgot, before Stewart was a lifestyle mogul, she was a model.
"My pool in East Hampton is the place to be on a 89 degree day!" she wrote.
"When I built the pool thirty years ago it was designed to be as chlorine free as possible, with a natural concrete finish-no paint- and it fit in a long narrow space between the house and the property line. I made it extra deep for diving and with no protruding steps so we could really race the length without worrying about obstacles," she continued, with absolutely no indication that this picture was supposed to include her seductive face.
The picture is so notable that folks across the internet on Twitter are reacting to it.
@HoopeFiasco Lmao Snoop facetiming Martha like... 😂😂😂 https://t.co/hpGWb3YuQ6— Baptist (@Baptist) 1595428277.0
@HoopeFiasco Girllllll I’m not bout to play with Martha Hot Girl Stewart— Santana’s Purse (@Santana’s Purse) 1595425639.0
@HoopeFiasco Dont hate on Martha. She out here 70 looking how most whyte women look at 35.— Annamae (@Annamae) 1595401321.0
@HoopeFiasco She got on a full face and diamonds to go swimming...lol it was cool via Verde how she showed the pool… https://t.co/ESt9sbPk3o— Mr nick (@Mr nick) 1595453898.0
As previously pointed out, Stewart is no stranger to serving lewks.
One Twitter user shared some images from her time as a model from long before her career as we know it took off.
y'all know Martha Stewart used to model, right? she's been servin lewks since before the pool, lol https://t.co/kUauX6x7Ig— ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ (@⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️) 1595429208.0
@PurestInNoSense Get it, Martha!!— E.Amamouche (@E.Amamouche) 1595456339.0
Martha Stewart about to start an onlyfans and put the sticky buns on showcase— Fjohürs Lykkewe (@Fjohürs Lykkewe) 1595429473.0
my attraction to martha stewart is never ending https://t.co/BMRiTiqV3p— anthony. (@anthony.) 1595427738.0
@HoopeFiasco Martha doing it for the gram lmao— AA (@AA) 1595431006.0
Stewart's summer included a variety of activities, such as oyster culture lessons in Maine...
...visiting horses in Roxbury, Connecticut...
...and a mini-lesson on knife sharpening.
But as long as she is having as much fun at 78 as she certainly looks like she's having, we support her.
You go Martha Stewart!
