Madison Cawthorn Roasted After Calling Toby Keith A 'Great Philosopher' In Bizarre Floor Speech

Cawthorn: As the great philosopher Toby Keith said, we put a boot in their ass\u2026 I am here to remind them Congress declares war, not Joe Biden, not some woke general\u2026 The sons and daughters of America are too precious to sacrifice on the altar of globalismpic.twitter.com/LLI7F0LrQQ

— Acyn (@Acyn) 1646242741

Let's see what Kris Kristofferson, someone who actually has served in the military, has to say about Toby Keith and this songpic.twitter.com/GkSfz7RxDz

— Ghoul\ud83c\udff4\ud83e\udde2\ud83c\udf7a\ud83e\udd43\ud83d\udeac (Black Lives Matter) (@Ghoul\ud83c\udff4\ud83e\udde2\ud83c\udf7a\ud83e\udd43\ud83d\udeac (Black Lives Matter)) 1646266527

I fed a bunch conservative stereotypes into an AI chatbot, here's the result:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1499105006586249217\u00a0\u2026

— TiM STRaNGe (@TiM STRaNGe) 1646267771

I remember learning about General Toby Keith in history class. He led the charge into the Battle of Applebee\u2019s Ridge. Not one chicken tender survived. There was honey-barbecue splattered everywhere.

— Tim NoWars \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\udf3b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9b\u262e\ufe0f\ud83d\udd4a (@Tim NoWars \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\udf3b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9b\u262e\ufe0f\ud83d\udd4a) 1646245355

Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" was released eight months into an indeterminate war that lasted 20 years, killing 71,000 civilians and 2,400 US service members.\n\nCawthorn did not serve there, but he did almost get accepted to Annapolis oncehttps://twitter.com/thehill/status/1499105006586249217\u00a0\u2026

— Adam Weinstein (@Adam Weinstein) 1646269215

Good morning to everyone who does not view:\n\nToby Keith as a "great philosopher" or Putin as "savvy" or "genius"

— NewbieHoward \u2721\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@NewbieHoward \u2721\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1646315317

Yeah because we've won how many wars since WWII?https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1499105006586249217\u00a0\u2026

— Kim Iversen (@Kim Iversen) 1646266437

\u2022 We haven\u2019t declared war.\n\u2022 Moving troops to allied nations isn\u2019t war.\n\u2022 Toby Keith is a country singer, not a philosopher.\n\nTake your fake deep voice and go home, Cawthorn. You \u201cShould\u2019ve Been A Cowboy.\u201dhttps://twitter.com/acyn/status/1499076825577783296\u00a0\u2026

— Heather Gardner (@Heather Gardner) 1646252777

So Madison Cawthorn thinks Toby Keith is a great philosopher. I suppose he also thinks Cap'n Crunch was the first person to sail around the world in 80 days. My, what a rigorous homeskool curriculum won't do for you.

— \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 MAX McQANON \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 (@\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 MAX McQANON \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08) 1646256484

no way he isn't a Danny McBride characterhttps://twitter.com/thehill/status/1499105006586249217\u00a0\u2026

— alan mustache (@alan mustache) 1646259835

Cawthorn is wild, using a hyper right wing militaristic front combined with being confined to a wheel chair and talking about his (failed) naval academy acceptance to imply he was injured in a war, and not that his friend flipped a beamer drunk driving during spring break.https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1499076825577783296\u00a0\u2026

— grimm (@grimm) 1646256798

This little punk is the perfect Nazi: Shamefully ignorant, cringe-makingly shallow, cruelly sociopathic, blatantly anti-Semitic, and so desperate to assert his masculinity he becomes a slave to strongmen he thinks make him look valorous, even an obvious criminal like Trump.https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1499076825577783296\u00a0\u2026

— Steve Silberman (@Steve Silberman) 1646248049