If you want to go your whole life without recklessly endangering the lives of other human beings, you can probably succeed.
However, this was not the case for a young woman who went viral after posting a Snapchat video that shows her throwing a chair from the balcony of a Toronto condo building.
Let's recount this story in brief snippets:
In case you haven't realized this yet: That's DANGEROUS AS HELL, PEOPLE. Please don't do this. You'll end up on the news:
And everyone will get to see what you did:
And everyone will talk about you (in all the wrong ways):
AND THE POLICE WILL IDENTIFY YOU:
And you'll (most likely) turn yourself in:
The woman in the video has been identified as 19-year-old Marcella Zoia. She's been charged with three offenses, including mischief and endangering life, mischief and damage to property under $5,000, and common nuisance, according to a Toronto Police Department press release.
Toronto Police Department
Don't be like Marcella, everyone. Do better.
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