In case you have a hankerin' to ride 'Superman' or 'Batman: The Ride' over and over again for the rest of your natural life, Six Flags has a solution in store for you that you don't have to pay for! How, you ask? Just go into labor, and give birth on the property.
Six Flags parks have a reputation for being slightly unkempt.
Six Flags just the ratchet Disneyland— nicole (@nicole) 1522697290.0
However, their conduct was pretty accommodating when a mother went into labor while playing with her daughter at Hurricane Harbor water park. Reportedly, though she rushed to the first aid station on property, they were unable to get her out of the park safely before her new baby boy was born.
Six Flags tweeted a picture of the mother and baby like it was their own child.
IT'S A SIX FLAGS BABY BOY! We are thrilled to announce little Mathew was born at Hurricane Harbor on Monday afterno… https://t.co/UQ2bMHSWSP— Six Flags Over GA (@Six Flags Over GA) 1532547727.0
To celebrate the birth, Six Flags gave the mother, whose name is Crusita, and the boy, whose name is Matthew, Diamond Elite memberships, which guarantees them free entry to any Six Flags park for the rest of their lives. It's unclear whether or not the boy's sister, whom Crusita was playing with when she went into labor, is also included in that.
This news, which came on the heels of a mother receiving free Chik-Fil-A for life after she gave birth inside their establishment, has people pondering where they're going to deliver their next babies.
Baby born in a Chick-fil-A gets free food for life and a promised job. Baby born at Six Flags gets free tickets… https://t.co/tTV7hvJJx3— Seth Hobbs (@Seth Hobbs) 1532560611.0
BRB, about to give birth in a Louis Vuitton store. https://t.co/2s9u1ZZMjg— Tiffany M. Graves (@Tiffany M. Graves) 1532618287.0
The baby born at Chick Fil A is getting free Chick Fil A for life and now there was a baby born at Six Flags and is… https://t.co/kHSbbvgGru— Alejandra Ceja (@Alejandra Ceja) 1532673732.0
A lady gives birth in a @ChickfilA. Chick fil A for life. NOW a lady gives birth in a @SixFlags. Free admission for… https://t.co/SWNyI0PnOL— Elysa Villarreal (@Elysa Villarreal) 1532690911.0
Baby born in Chick-Fil-A: free food for life Baby born in Six Flags: free rollercoasters for life Pregnant wife to… https://t.co/jQ5OA3rPKj— Almeida (@Almeida) 1532688828.0
A baby was born at a CFA and gets free CFA for life plus a high school job. Another baby was born at our Six Flags… https://t.co/5iQnoZdbZk— Yvette (@Yvette) 1532652993.0
But we might have also found the solution to universal healthcare:
I’ve seen ‘Baby born in Chick Fil A gets free food for life’ and ‘Baby born at Six Flags gets free visits for life’… https://t.co/JqA4IX2iji— Shelby Lacy (@Shelby Lacy) 1532655169.0
@shockthomas @ChickfilA @SixFlags Sooo... In order to get free health care, should one have their baby at a hospita… https://t.co/AWMTWIINSN— Jeremy JB Burgess (@Jeremy JB Burgess) 1532632642.0
According to Fox5 Atlanta News, baby Matthew is only the second baby to be born in the park after over 51 years of the park being open.
"All of us at Six Flags Over Georgia wish Crusita, Mathew and their entire family a lifetime of happiness, health and many thrilling roller coaster rides together," a Six Flags spokesman said. Crusita definitely will have a story for her son once he grows up.