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In 2019, Twitter is always asking the hard hitting questions.
The most recent one examines popular video games and discloses a very important piece of information. A) Is there a pupper in this game? B) Can you pet said pupper?
@CanYouPetTheDog takes screenshots from all games with dogs and very clearly lays out if you can or cannot pet the dogs.
For example, this disappointing truth about Super Mario Odyssey:
You cannot pet the dog in Super Mario Odyssey https://t.co/pEoEh2khe3— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551825106.0
And from The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild:
You cannot pet the dog in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild https://t.co/04bvlkI5Ui— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551805696.0
Come on, Nintendo. Get it together. You had a whole game about petting dogs.
@CanYouPetTheDog THE ONLY FLAW IN BOTW— 🍂 (@🍂) 1551926435.0
@CanYouPetTheDog *after a long 3 hour review of BOTW* It's a 10/10 game. But you can't pet the dogs. 8/10.— TalkingBird (@TalkingBird) 1551929491.0
@CanYouPetTheDog https://t.co/bownPEzs8S— ThatDrunkGirl (@ThatDrunkGirl) 1551942550.0
But then when it comes to some other RPGs (Role Playing Games) and FPSs (First Person Shooters) outside of the Nintendo lexicon, there is more hope.
You can pet the dog in Far Cry: New Dawn https://t.co/DJmkny5g5w— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551810111.0
You can pet the dog in Final Fantasy VIII https://t.co/cCRWZK5tGu— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551819443.0
You can pet the dog in Mass Effect 2 https://t.co/dl7qTXzLWj— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551992935.0
You can pet the dog in Red Dead Redemption 2 https://t.co/dBkHeYtAsS— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551972468.0
You can pet the dog in Assassin's Creed III https://t.co/iEfIwg8hzF— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551897096.0
You can pet the dog in The Last of Us https://t.co/zXImdiJmVq— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551829043.0
But honestly, what is the point of putting the pups in the game if you cannot pet them????
You cannot pet the dog in Grand Theft Auto V https://t.co/tBEVJj29UG— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551905131.0
You cannot pet the dog in Fallout 4 https://t.co/LZtazd0KtZ— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551814939.0
You cannot pet the dog in Just Cause 4 https://t.co/GDELk0vtjE— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1551927279.0
Fans agree that being able to pet a dog inside the game makes the game that much better.
You cannot pet the dog in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt https://t.co/h48zWGodkE— Can You Pet the Dog? (@Can You Pet the Dog?) 1552018821.0
@CanYouPetTheDog And people said this was the best game of 2015— Justin @ Sobble Squad (@Justin @ Sobble Squad) 1552020131.0
@CanYouPetTheDog good space doggo— Michael, unlike Jack, despises Nazis (@Michael, unlike Jack, despises Nazis) 1551992987.0
@Endalia @CanYouPetTheDog 0/10 would never buy.— Flo (@Flo) 1551962046.0
@CanYouPetTheDog @AvalancheSweden Fix this immediately.— FRACK (@FRACK) 1551953283.0
@CanYouPetTheDog unacceptable— Phenom Possum (@Phenom Possum) 1551905199.0
Petting dogs is literally good for humans' health.
And in this virtual day and age, it's important to have ways to pet dogs inside AND outside cyber-space.
Why dogs are great for your healthwww.youtube.com
Go forth and be virtually healthy.