We're not ones to judge. As Marie Kondo says, if it sparks joy, then keep it!
So, it clearly sparks joy for both Claire Wyckoff and Claire Pisano to run phallic paths around major US cities, because they're doing it so often that they are actually fighting about who started it.
Claire Wyckoff tweeted that she'd had enough of Pisano stealing her routes:
.@VICE You wrote an article about "Dick Run Claire". That woman follows me, and steals my runs and now you're promo… https://t.co/wjdaSdDbr7— Claire “Dickrun” Wyckoff (@Claire “Dickrun” Wyckoff)1547744038.0
Claire Pisano posts pictures of her runs on her Instagram, and you can see the thoroughness she puts into her phallic courses:
Claire Wyckoff also runs an Instagram in which she refers to herself as the OG.
The Claires are now embroiled in a war of phallic proportions.
"I work in a creative industry," Wyckoff said. "You don't steal another writer's joke ... when your ideas are currency, b*tch stole my money."
Pisano is nonplussed.
This is some stiff competition. https://t.co/Ox9Bs5GlC6— VICE (@VICE)1548439532.0
@VICE it would be better if they "came" together.— Mike Wells (@Mike Wells)1548442867.0
@VICE I personally think it should be called a Dickaschlong— JohnTruthSeekerSmith (@JohnTruthSeekerSmith)1548440706.0
But they do differ in some places.
Wyckoff has made some pretty political messages with her paths:
But Pisano pretty much sticks with the theme.
Nevertheless, the feud remains.
@ClaireWyckoff @ladbible @jakesmassey How about an article educating you on how to follow a hashtag? Cause I follow… https://t.co/PTiHsmi22t— Claire Pisano (@Claire Pisano)1547849422.0
@ClaireWyckoff @ladbible @jakesmassey Actually another user who isn’t a Claire at all was first with the hashtag. #payrespect— Claire Pisano (@Claire Pisano)1547870071.0
@ClaireWyckoff @ladbible @jakesmassey Of the Claire’s no one denies you dickran first, but neither of us was THE fi… https://t.co/mtL9Of7UMg— Claire Pisano (@Claire Pisano)1547899609.0
@stillmostlytrue @ladbible @jakesmassey Next you should write a hip hop musical about Alexander Hamilton— Claire “Dickrun” Wyckoff (@Claire “Dickrun” Wyckoff)1547905318.0
Yeesh, somehow managed to throw a dig at Hamilton in there too.
@stillmostlytrue @ladbible @jakesmassey I work in a creative industry and sometimes you come up with a great idea a… https://t.co/HUMijvT9Mp— Claire “Dickrun” Wyckoff (@Claire “Dickrun” Wyckoff)1547852167.0
Welcome to 2019, everybody, a year when people get into fights about running paths which resemble penises.
What will they think of next?