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All eyes were glued to Michael Cohen's congressional testimony on Wednesday as he exposed his former boss Donald Trump for the con man, liar, and a cheat that he is.
Michael Cohen Testimony live before the House Oversight Committeewww.youtube.com
The revelations were hardly shocking if not affirming, and it was dramatic to watch the disbarred attorney turning on Trump by producing receipts to back many of his claims
The moment the internet is currently fixated on is when Rep. Jackie Speier (D - CA) asked Cohen how many times he was asked to threaten an individual or entity on Donald Trump's behalf. He replied, "quite a few times."
Although he appeared to be cooperative in front of the House Oversight Committee, he made it difficult for Speier to extract a ball park number, so she leveled the playing field.
What followed was a guessing game of sorts as she began conjecturing Cohen, starting with, "50 times?" He replied, "more." "100 times?" she asked again to which he responded in the same tone, "more." She tried "200 times," but it was still "more."
When Speier finally asked "500 times?" He said, "probably."
@realDonaldTrump Rep Jackie Speier asks lawyer Michael Cohen "How many times has Donald #Trump lied while being in… https://t.co/qDb0DIKBql— JeSuisCH🏒BleuBlancRouge (@JeSuisCH🏒BleuBlancRouge) 1551317496.0
There's a GIF for it.
@AsteadWesley @KaralynWest I made it a gif. Use with freedom https://t.co/8UHw27glvZ— Kyle Bonn (@Kyle Bonn) 1551329764.0
And the internet seized the opportunity to create a meme from the dizzy exchange.
"how many times have you watched gaga and bradley cooper perform shallow?" https://t.co/I4QHbn43i8— Steadman™ (@Steadman™) 1551294016.0
“How many times have you dreamed of Trump’s impeachment since he was elected?” https://t.co/X85dbLk3Uy— Kate Beckman (@Kate Beckman) 1551295057.0
"How many times have you sloppily eaten shredded cheese straight from the bag after midnight?" https://t.co/yax5bg0DFw— Erick Fernandez (@Erick Fernandez) 1551294589.0
How many times have you rubbed one out in the last month? Me.. #CohenCongressionalTestimony #MichaelCohen… https://t.co/X0M9FSyafk— Fuck Rigatoni (@Fuck Rigatoni) 1551316709.0
"How many times how you seen President Tump snort adderall?" #CohenTestimony #MichaelCohen https://t.co/bmD9swU2UA— House of Onyx (@House of Onyx) 1551299321.0
How many times have you watched Goldfinger? #JamesBond #CohenHearing #MichaelCohen #MichaelCohenTestimony https://t.co/AWB5VTXKR5— BondMovies.com (@BondMovies.com) 1551364881.0
@kylegriffin1 100 200 300 400 500...ah ha ha https://t.co/w5ky2xZlwU— RESISTER (@RESISTER) 1551295236.0
Their back and forth was the perfect template for all kinds of ridiculous questions.
@speechboy71 That exchange has convinced me that his testimony is just begging for a dance remix.— Devilish Ledoux (@Devilish Ledoux) 1551321458.0
“How many times have you seen The Devil Wears Prada?” https://t.co/uSTKWbNJ0O— jeremy cabo 🥕 (@jeremy cabo 🥕) 1551295841.0
"How many times have you been to Chili's this year?" https://t.co/qzVF0kmq1I">https://t.co/qzVF0kmq1I— Evan Keller (@Evan Keller) 1551295486.0
“How many times have you watched #Beyoncé’s #Coachella performance?” Me: https://t.co/5gVSdF8hLp— Lamar Dawson (@Lamar Dawson) 1551295999.0
The conversation at work the next day: "How many times did you guys watch that exchange between Michael Cohen and Jackie Speier?"
Us: "1,000 times."