Well, here's a thing absolutely nobody asked for.
Notorious self-described "transracial activist" Rachel Dolezal, who stunned the world in 2015 when it was revealed she had been pretending to be Black for years, is back on the scene.
The reason she's back is to announce the upcoming launch of her OnlyFans page, where she'll share gym tips and "foot pics."
Check out her Instagram post announcing this "content" below.
Of course, this brings up myriad questions.
We can answer the question, "What on Earth does Rachel Dolezal have to share on an OnlyFans?"
It's not just "foot pics" we'll get from Dolezal. According to her Instagram post, she'll also share such riveting content as "gym/fitness/squats n other stuff," her art and conversations with her hair-dressing clients.
And you can get it all for just $3. Hurry though, because that price goes up to $7.50 after August 25th!
Either way, it's a true bargain for what Dolezal hashtagged as "more joyless pain"! She may have meant it to read "more joy, less pain," but... well, who are we kidding.
Dolezal, a former Howard University professor who rose to the position of president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP by pretending to be Black, has continually courted controversy since being outed as White in 2015.
Today, she claims to be a "transracial" White woman who "identifies" as Black.
Many found Dolezal's post curiously timed, arriving in conjunction with the announcement that OnlyFans itself, which began as a platform for sex workers, will no longer allow sexually explicit content in order to "host an inclusive community" and secure outside investors.
Naturally, this whole thing set off a wave of roasts on Twitter.
Rachel Dolezal: I\u2019m starting an only fans with things like foot pics! \n\nOnly Fans not even 24hrs later: alright we are absolutely done with porn foreverpic.twitter.com/unvXpWppo8— Wes Gobar (@Wes Gobar) 1629401652
It\u2019s no coincidence that OnlyFans is ending their sexually explicit content days after Rachel Dolezal gets an account.— Marcella Arguello (@Marcella Arguello) 1629397270
Kind of incredible that OnlyFans decided to jump off a bridge less than 12 hours after Rachel Dole\u017eal opened an account— Connor Goldsmith (@Connor Goldsmith) 1629397810
Rachel Dolezal: Hey y'all I'm on OnlyFans selling feet pics.\nOnlyFans:pic.twitter.com/XiWA8yotLw— Matt! (@Matt!) 1629400998
Is it a coincidence that onlyfans shuts down a day after Rachel Dolezal joins?— Fiona Applebum says #BlockShaunKing \ud83c\udf4e (@Fiona Applebum says #BlockShaunKing \ud83c\udf4e) 1629409808
Thinking about Rachel Dolezal\u2019s OF this morning\u2026 pic.twitter.com/g1aZChXiJN— Primo Danger (@Primo Danger) 1629382207
Rachel Dolezal just made an only fans just in case anyone was wondering what that white woman was doing lmaopic.twitter.com/ijEQRtWRDP— \u2728Smooth Jazz \u2728 (@\u2728Smooth Jazz \u2728) 1629328687
Broke: OnlyFans banning porn is Bella Thorne\u2019s fault\n\nWoke: OnlyFans banning porn is Rachel Dolezal\u2019s faultpic.twitter.com/ECWaAzhNhP— Jaden \ud80c\udd97 (@Jaden \ud80c\udd97) 1629405872
rachel dolezal gets an onlyfans and the next day it completely collapsespic.twitter.com/mMGmx6NwMf— terri vibeo (@terri vibeo) 1629400986
Dolezal's weird squats-and-feet extravaganza launches September 1, if that's your thing.
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