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‘Into the Woods’ Cast With Democratic Candidates Has Us Excited AND Scared

‘Into the Woods’ Cast With Democratic Candidates Has Us Excited AND Scared
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They wish to have the curse reversed.

Evan Brechtel
By Evan BrechtelMay 06, 2019
Evan Brechtel
Evan Brechtel is a writer and actor living in New York. A Fordham University graduate, he also writes a monthly column for Chosen Magazine and is currently working on a historical fiction novel about New York queer bars over the twentieth century.
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The 2020 election is over a year away, but it's already heating up.

As the Democratic field of candidates to take on Trump continues to grow, we officially have enough to cast one of Stephen Sondheim's most ensemble-heavy works: Into the Woods!

While we've already submitted our dream cast for an Into the Woods production, it turns out that casting the Broadway and motion picture hit with 2020 Democratic presidential candidates promises to be just as entertaining, as one Reddit user proved.

https://www.reddit.com/r/musicals/comments/bkmdzv/when_some_people_need_to_make_sense_out_of_an/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

We totally see how this could work. Elizabeth Warren as the Baker's Wife (an under-appreciated, competent woman who gets stuff done), Bernie Sanders as an older man that some dismiss as crazy, Beto O'Rourke who "was raised to be charming, not sincere," and Marianne Williamson as a character people forget is even in the show!

The choices got a standing ovation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/musicals/comments/bkmdzv/when_some_people_need_to_make_sense_out_of_an/emhyyb4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

https://www.reddit.com/r/musicals/comments/bkmdzv/when_some_people_need_to_make_sense_out_of_an/emiotnk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

https://www.reddit.com/r/musicals/comments/bkmdzv/when_some_people_need_to_make_sense_out_of_an/emizu7h?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

https://www.reddit.com/r/musicals/comments/bkmdzv/when_some_people_need_to_make_sense_out_of_an/emiczt8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

https://www.reddit.com/r/musicals/comments/bkmdzv/when_some_people_need_to_make_sense_out_of_an/emhzsov?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

I wish!

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