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If you've ever been in a relationship, you've probably owned a shirt that suddenly and mysteriously became your significant other's shirt.
Sadly, many relationships don't go the distance. But what happens to those shirts? Many of them remain with their new owners long after the original owner has disappeared.
The lengths some of these new owners will go to to hold onto their comfy shirts can be a little bit extreme. Twitter user @alyssanikaye11 got a text from her ex-boyfriend looking for one of his old shirts.
She handled the situation expertly!
I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime… https://t.co/0wUtouBEWp— Lyss🤷🏽♀️ (@Lyss🤷🏽♀️)1565149925.0
In the face of some people wondering why Lyss didn't just give the shirt back, she explained she actually did a while ago. She was just getting around to posting the photos now.
@alyssanikaye11 @jordannn146 Women are the epitome of petty sometimes 😂— Shooter McGavin (@Shooter McGavin)1565270445.0
@mikeaul18 @jordannn146 Just in case you were wondering. He already has his shirt back. He’s just to dumb to realiz… https://t.co/nLpTIK1mGC— Lyss🤷🏽♀️ (@Lyss🤷🏽♀️)1565270777.0
The exchange was so perfect many people questioned whether it was even real.
@alyssanikaye11 Why did he fall for this 😂— maddie hinton (@maddie hinton)1565280901.0
@maddie_lynee @alyssanikaye11 Probably cause the convo is fake— me (@me)1565306163.0
@alyssanikaye11 I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex.— Definitely not Jakob (@Definitely not Jakob)1565298774.0
Many others couldn't help but feel sorry for the ex who wasn't QUITE following what was happening.
@alyssanikaye11 @sarahsh1996 I think her ex is a blonde— Nazek Diazada 📸 (@Nazek Diazada 📸)1565370655.0
@JakobBro_ Tweet not sent: We are sorry, we are unable to send your tweet. Would you like to retry or save the tweet in your drafts?— Lyss🤷🏽♀️ (@Lyss🤷🏽♀️)1565300503.0
@alyssanikaye11 @_babypey Hope does one date someone this dumb? I wouldn't make it 2 weeks.— TYPICAL T0M BTW (@TYPICAL T0M BTW)1565375886.0
The ex was pretty slow to catch on to Lyss's joke.
@alyssanikaye11 @henesseyss Him with every reply https://t.co/vjneUzQrQb— PharmaDaddy (@PharmaDaddy)1565297025.0
@alyssanikaye11 He was probably typing "learn more" like https://t.co/GPUgQyMMcx— jordy♡ (@jordy♡)1565330269.0
Meanwhile, other ex-girlfriends all over the world were celebrating their stolen shirts!
@alyssanikaye11 I also never gave his shirt back 😂 It's too comfortable !— Dr.Neha👩⚕️ (@Dr.Neha👩⚕️)1565364034.0
@alyssanikaye11 @LikeMyDickPics Once a female takes any type of your clothing just know you’ll never get it back 😂— A$AP Casträ (@A$AP Casträ)1565362750.0
Alyssa quickly became an icon for Twitter users everywhere!
@alyssanikaye11 HAHAHAHAH THIS IS GOLD!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Imagine dating a guy like that! 😂🙈 https://t.co/EFk4iESkVL— ♡★ Ashima Wahal ✞ (@♡★ Ashima Wahal ✞)1565301370.0
Meanwhile, Lyss's ex was dunked on by pretty much everyone on the internet.
@alyssanikaye11 I see why you broke up with him— Z (@Z)1565295270.0
@alyssanikaye11 @NikizenB LMAOOOO I can’t 😂😂💀💀💀 https://t.co/0oRzonqAU9— Aisha (@Aisha)1565297552.0
@alyssanikaye11 Did you date a brick— number9 (@number9)1565307520.0
Remember, ex-girlfriends of the world: if you want to keep your comfy new shirts, sometimes you have to be just a little bit clever...and your ex-boyfriends have to be just a little bit slow.