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Dolly Parton Just Repurposed The Distracted Boyfriend Meme In Epic Fashion 🙌

Dolly Parton Just Repurposed The Distracted Boyfriend Meme In Epic Fashion 🙌
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By Comic Sands EditorialAug 21, 2018
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Social media is loosing it after Dolly Parton tweets a spot-on Jolene meme.

In the song Jolene, country music icon Parton sings:

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
Now the song that has been covered by Parton's God-daughter Miley Cyrus and The White Stripes, has it's own meme that the Queen of Country shared on her Twitter account.









The people have called the meme is now retired.





Of course some folks had an alternate solution for Jolene.


We can't wait to see what she does for Working 9 to 5.

H/T: Billboard, Entertainment Weekly

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