When I was in middle school, my American History teacher and my Algebra teacher carried on a torrid love affair.
Everyone knew but pretended to be blind.
She would laugh with a coy smirk. Yet he was completely humorless.
He would bring her muffins. Though she often dieted.
But their tension was palpable.
They married a few years later.
Redditor pulpexploder wanted to hear about the most insane teacher lust stories they have heard, so they asked:
"People who work in schools, how often do the teachers and staff hook up? Got any good stories?"
Connect the Dots
"My kindergarten teacher used to go to the principal’s office all the time, and then eventually they got married."
- YakNecessary9533
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After a Decade
"Ran the library and computer stuff for a school for... about a decade? I wasn't super hooked into the gossip but I know the drama teacher and the chemistry teacher were working together on some extracurricular thing, and ended up both getting divorced to marry each other. Then they divorced each other."
- TheCoolerL
The 5
"Earlier today I shared: 'I once worked in a school that had no less than 5 married couples on staff. All had met at the school.' What I did not share was that one of those couples had adjoining rooms and conceived at least one child in the storeroom between their rooms."
"I think once one couple got together, the others all thought it was ok to be out. At one point our custodian (an associate minister on the weekends) officiated over a wedding of two teachers. As soon as the principal retired, we learned they were sleeping with the social worker.... and they are married now."
- teachingscience425
Aftercare
"I know a few teachers who have gotten married, and a teacher and a social worker at the same school. One scandalous moment from a few years ago though was during aftercare. We had a few parents work aftercare as aides and teachers got paid overtime to lead an activity for an hour or two of aftercare. Well, a teacher and an aide got a little friendly, and 9 months later, one of my students has a new baby brother whose dad teaches at our school... lol."
- 544075701
Look Further
"When I was in primary school, during lunch break, my 6th-grade teacher shut all the classroom window blinds which was suspicious. I decided to investigate further and found the classroom door was locked. When I peeped through the keyhole I saw he was being given a massage by the first-grade teacher - and they were both married. At the time, I was very Christian and saw this as an affront to God."
"I told my mom, and she raised a complaint to the principal. When I told her everyone would know it was me that told on them, she said they wouldn’t because she didn’t tell them who told her."
"That was the day I realized my mom had the IQ of a child."
- davidfranciscus
Bad Things
"Our principal installed cameras in every building to catch students doing bad things. It was surprising to her when a video of her being screwed by the security guard was shown at the parent-teacher meeting."
- Accomplished-Ad3250
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FollowThe Fallout
"My English teacher (female) was married to one of the math teachers/football coaches (male). They were well-known in the community. Had two kids together. They had a nonprofit to help kids who needed school supplies and other resources."
"She ran off with the female softball coach. If I recall correctly, she just stopped coming to school one day. And the softball coach disappeared a few weeks later."
"Unsure of the rest of the fallout."
- pav13
Disability
"A little story about this. My wife worked at a school for a few years and then on the Deans was a friend. The dean was super nice, but also kind of straight-laced. After my wife left the job, she kept in touch with the dean and the poor woman ended up on short-term disability due to a back injury. The story was she slipped and fell while doing chores around the house. In actuality, Miss Straghtlace was [hooking up with him and] he got a cramp in his leg and both of them slid off the bed. She landed poorly and hurt her back."
- toad__warrior
SCREAM
"I was a student when this happened but it spread like wildfire and everyone found out about it. Two teachers were openly married to each other. The male teacher started having an affair with the new young art teacher. Eventually, the wife found out and they separated, she went to stay at her mother's house."
"The male teacher then brought the young art teacher to stay in his (and the wife's) place. At this point, the other teachers all knew and were taking the wife's side, so the young (and naive) art teacher tried to make peace with them by baking some treats to share with the staff... Which she unknowingly brought in on the wife's grandmother's best plates."
"The screaming and shouting could be heard all over the school, and the next week, the male teacher and art teacher were fired. Last I heard, they moved across the country and got married."
- Gildor001
Showoffs
"School environments are a very specific type of trauma bond. Compound that with loads of good-looking to beautiful young women showing off that they are good with kids; it does something on a biological level to you."
- technicolorfoliage
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Hilarious!!
"I worked at a Christian School and during the staff induction, we were explicitly told not to have an affair when anyone on staff, and especially never have sex on school grounds."
"At first, I was like, whoah, typical Christians trying to control people's sex lives. After working there 6 months, I realized they HAD to tell everyone this because most of the staff got married at 18 just so they could have sex, and now that it was 10 (or 5 or 20) years later, they all hated their partners and would just hook up with each other."
"The truth was hilarious."
- rockmetz
Math is Weird
"A middle school gym teacher whose husband was a math teacher at the same school cheated on her husband with the other gym teacher's husband who also worked at the school as a coach and got pregnant with his baby. The Other gym teacher ended up with a math teacher. Eventually both the women dumped their (each other's ?) men and ended up moving in together to raise the baby. Can't make this s**t up."
- Bag_of_D**ksss
OTHER PEOPLE
"Dude here. I worked in a high school as a custodial worker and found out one of the office admin staff was actively trying to get me. She was a tall, bossy, MARRIED woman who aggressively chased the other women away from me so that she could flirt and seduce as she saw fit. She didn't know that my number one rule is that I'll NEVER SLEEP WITH THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH because it won't end well. I played dumb for two years before I left that job just to not be another notch on her bedpost."
- QuietRulrOfEvrything
The Scandal
"Not a teacher but my high school math teacher cheated on his wife in the history department and had a kid with the other woman."
- H0meslice9
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Yes, teachers are humans, too.
However, this is more than we all needed to know.
But who isn't in love with knowing this craziness?
Do you have any stories to share? Let us know in the comments below.
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