The Stupidest Things People Have Done To Seem Cool

These people were more concerned about keeping up with appearances.

Showing Off Your Seat

"Wore my pants backwards during the 90s when kriss kross was popular, so glad we didn't have social media back then."

– Rocjames77

Undesired Contrast

"Tanning booths."

"Had a lady friend that was into those. I only did it like 5 times. I was so dark, the grey hair on my chest were literally glowing."

– mrxexon

Hot Gangsta

"In junior high I wore a hoodie all year because I thought it would make me look gangsta. This included those balmy 90+ degree Texas days."

– Old_Army90

Causing A Spectacle

"In 1st grade, I was very jealous of people with glasses. I wore an old pair of my mom's sunglasses and said they were prescription. So I was, what, 6ish, wearing GIANT 1970s woman's sunglasses and couldn't see sh*t."

"My teacher saw right through it, of course (something I couldn't do). She didnt call me out, just humored me, to a point."

"I kept taking them off to read the chalkboard and she told me to put them back on. She called my mom and explained the situation. Mom picked me up from school and all I remember is denying it, and then my mom expressed her disappointment that I'd lie to her and to a teacher."

"So I told kids I switched to contacts (which were barely a thing then, especially for kids)."

– ahhh_ennui

These Redditors didn't think about consequences.

Amateur Acrobat

"When I was 8 my sister had her friends over, all teenagers, and trying to be cool I jumped on the trampoline in front of them and told them I’d do a backflip. I’d never done a backflip so I landed on my neck, bounced off the trampoline and broke my wrist."

– Artemis64z

Painful Experiment

"Tried to strike a Zippo lighter on my 'stubble'. I was about fifteen; it was fluffy hair. Ripped a zit out of my face. Looked like I’d been shot. Still have an odd clump of scar tissue in my cheek."

– goodassjournalist

The Chugger

"Went to a party and chugged 6 Mike's Hard Lemonades and then threw up for several hours. Nobody else at the party was even a little drunk."

– AdamBombKelley

These people missed the mark when they were seeking to be cool.

The Rebel

"Got pulled over for playing my car stereo too loud. Took the ticket, turned it back up. Took another ticket, turned it back up. Took a third ticket, turned it back up. Spent the night in jail."

– anon

Hair Don't

"had my mullet cut off but left a rat tail, then had it braided."

– TrailerParkPrepper

Wet Disguise

"Spilled my drink to hide that I pissed my pants. Was too cool to say I needed a bathroom."

"EDIT: Before one more of you tell me that was actually smart, it was not: The problem was that it was November, we were outside drinking and smoking to hide from our parents. So when I did the quick thinking how to hide my wet pants I forgot that pee is warm.. and it was a cold night. So my pants were kind of.. steamy lol. I was 22 and a bit drunk 🤷♀️"

– SnicketyLemon875

Targeting The Teacher

"Not stupid just mean and regret it. Some of the popular kids were being my friend, or just pretending to be I don't know. I stole one of the nice teachers candy bars out of her cupboard. I didn't get caught, so I saw her take out the empty box, and look around the room disappointed. Felt like garbage."

– HooterEnthusiast

I was always the class clown in elementary school, and I loved making my classmates laugh.

One time, I tried pretending like I was walking into a closed-door classroom while intentionally not looking where I was going.

To make it look like my face slammed into the door, I planned to kick the door before my face actually hit it to simulate impact.

I misjudged the distance and my mouth slammed into the door.

My adult teeth that had just grown in didn't fall out, but they did get knocked out of alignment and my gums gushed blood.

Well, at least I still got the laughs I was seeking...at a painful cost.

What was your dumbest move to appear cool?