This past weekend, The Sun ran a list that's making huge waves on the internet—a list of the sexiest bald men alive.
Apparently they found some questionable data online and thought it would make for a good laugh with their readers.
It's unclear who collected The Sun's data, but their selections and ranking choices were certainly... interesting?
The anonymous online analysis they found stated:
"[Bald men are] sexy, [based on] blogs, reports and pages found in Google searches."
The analysis then ranked, apparently, the sexiest bald men alive, complete with Jason Statham, Mike Tyson, Vladimir Putin and coming in at number one, Prince William.
The internet had some questions, including Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
The People's Eyebrow, a fan website for The Rock, who is known for Jumanji and the upcoming DC film Black Adam, has a long record of keeping track of his updates, including films he's going to be in, as well as his position as People's "Sexiest Man Alive" in 2016.
The website also tracks various memorable things The Rock has said, including his potential run for President in 2024 and his joking refusal to relinquish his "Sexiest" role to Michael B. Jordan in 2017.
But when this curious list appeared, The Rock surprisingly didn't nominate himself.
Instead, he nominated Larry David, who is an American comedian well-known for Curb Your Enthusiasm and co-creating Seinfeld.
The Rock tweeted:
"How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen, when Larry David clearly has a pulse?"
And of course, he included a smiley emoji and a "demanding a recount" hashtag.
How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen - when Larry David clearly has a pulse?!?! #demandingrecount ☑️😊 https://t.co/ztO6ND4vk9— Dwayne Johnson (@Dwayne Johnson)1616868579.0
This may have gotten an even bigger rise out of Twitter than The Sun's list did.
Some were shocked The Rock wasn't even a contender on the list.
@TheRock What happened to the Rock? Vin Diesel and Jason Statham? Really?— Arleen Tennant (@Arleen Tennant)1616868696.0
@TheRock Definitely got that wrong they haven't looked at you properly then Dwayne. No one can be sexier than you 💖💖⚘⚘— Kay Chambers (@Kay Chambers)1616868723.0
@TheRock Uh https://t.co/4UxPM9setl— Julie Mann (@Julie Mann)1616868631.0
Others added their own nominations.
@TheRock Wait, wait, wait. Not that Prince William isn't handsome BUT I beg to differ on this: The Rock Bruce Willi… https://t.co/J4F01krc1T— ThZieb (@ThZieb)1616890574.0
To make the nominations even weirder, one nominated Mr. Clean and Voldemort from Harry Potter.
@TheRock https://t.co/rc7TQDxNwd— MattLumsden (@MattLumsden)1616868648.0
And of course, there were jokes about others on the list.
@TheRock He’s not even fully bald. I think there’s been money exchanged under a table somewhere 😂— Claire Oxford (@Claire Oxford)1616868914.0
@TheRock I think they went after quantity rather than quality of forehead. It's like the man he's no dome, just an… https://t.co/dm2zzzuy8t— Pocketwatchpanda (@Pocketwatchpanda)1616905200.0
Who knows where The Sun dug up this treasure trove of data, but it's clear the people do not agree with it.
But at least Prince William can take a moment to bask in his "Sexiest" win, even if it is for being (well, partially) bald.