Skip to content

Trump's Bonkers Response To MAGA Voter Begging Him To Lower Grocery Prices Is Peak Trump

Search AI Powered
Human content, AI powered search.

Latest Stories

People Share The Funniest Mispronunciations They've Ever Heard Of Truly Simple Words

Eric Spring
By Eric SpringJan 14, 2020
Eric Spring
Eric Spring lives in New York City. He has poor vision and cooks a good egg. Most of his money is spent on live music and produce. He usually wears plain, solid color sweatshirts without hoods because he assumes loud patterns make people expect something big. Typically, he'll bypass a handshake and go straight for the hug.
See Full Bio

This is about to go far, far beyond M-E-L-K. But feel free to really simmer on that one. Infuriating. If I've alienated all those that do jam the "e" in there, no apology.

These moments of mispronunciation rifle past us every day. They're tiny moments of fury that we're forced to swallow. The alternative would be correcting someone. And that, friends, sounds like far more confrontation than anyone is in the mood for. What's more, it's a short road from correcting to being known as the pretentious jerk face correcting people's speech. There's no way out, really.

Luckily, these moments occupy about 2.6 seconds in a given day. But you're about to give a few solid minutes to a rapid fire list of them. Stay calm.

u/NishantRockstar911 asked, "What are the most ridiculous pronunciations you've heard for the most simplest of words?"What are the most ridiculous pronunciations you've heard for the most simplest of words?"

Sidenote: very enjoyable to read all these Reddit users' DIY approach to a pronunciation key.

Poisoning the Minds of Children

My former English teacher pronounced bowl as bowel.

u/molnarg1102

Giphy

Huge Fan

My housemate at college pronounced Eminem "eee-my-num".

u/Pad_Lillywell

Gotta Get That Guy Outta Your Life

I know this guy who says breafkast

u/lilidelapampa

Giphy

It's Latin, You Wouldn't Get It

I know a guy who used to pronounce "Homo sapiens" as "Homo s-penis" with absolute confidence.

u/Cato_The_Teenager

I'll Have the Gnocchi With No Chins, Please

My friend insists on pronouncing gnocchi as "no-chin". Not sarcastically, he's said it at restaurants even.

u/bimmerphile_ec

NOT AN OCEAN

Pacific for Specific. Makes me crazy! It's a completely different word

u/WallflowersAreCool2

No You're Just Making Up Rules Outta Nowhere

Supposably instead of supposedly... like, where did you even get the b from?

u/ginzykinz

Giphy

Food for Thought

I don't understand how any of you can pronounce crayon like cran while still pronouncing crayola like crayola

It drives me crazy

u/Court_Vision

This One Makes My Blood Boil

Instead of saying Monday like everyone else, my sister pronounces it Mun-dee. It's stupid because Sunday she pronounces correctly.

u/el_monstruo

It's the Faster Kind

Oh man, EX-presso instead of ES-presso

u/mdotone

Giphy

Latest News

Zohran Mamdani; Screenshot of Elon Musk
Political News

Elon Musk Roasted For His Sputtering Explanation For Why Zohran Mamdani Is A 'Swindler'

Tomi Lahren
Political News

Tomi Lahren Just Warned Democrats Not To Flee To 'Great Red Cities'—And Everyone Had The Same Question

Two people who are about to kiss
Trending

People Explain What Happened To Significant Others Who Cheated And Then Dated Their Affair Partner

More from Trending/best-of-reddit

The Very Rev’d Dr. Mark Oakley, Dean of Southwark Cathedral
Southwark Cathedral/YouTube

Gay Priest's Powerful Sermon About Love Between LGBTQ+ People Has The Internet Sobbing

In a sermon that resonated well beyond the walls of Southwark Cathedral, The Very Reverend Dr. Mark Oakley delivered a passionate and powerful response to the Church of England's recent and cowardly retreat on LGBTQ+ inclusion.

His message was part lament and part rallying cry, coming just weeks after the House of Bishops announced that the long-promised reforms to allow same-sex blessings and clergy marriages would again be delayed by years of "further synodical processes."

Keep ReadingShow less
screenshots of AI generated singer Xania Monet
Xania Monet/YouTube

Xania Monet Sparks Debate After Becoming First 'AI Artist' To Debut On Billboard Chart

Artist Xania Monet's original song "How Was I Supposed To Know?" made news when it appeared on the Billboard Adult R&B Airplay chart. New artists chart all the time, but Xania Monet is no usual singer.

Xania Monet is a completely AI-generated "artist" created by Mississippi-based poet and songwriter Telisha “Nikki” Jones. Jones uses her poetry for the lyrics, but uses AI music-generator apps to create the music and vocals.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @paige_higginsx's TikTok video
@paige_higginsx/TikTok

Mom Hilariously Horrified After Seeing Her Kids' First Photos From School Picture Day

There's nothing quite like picture day at school, especially when your kids are young—and let's face it, especially when their school pictures are a hilarious flop.

Mom of three, Paige Higgins, was excited for her two oldest kids to have their first school picture day in the same academic year.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @wowaliceduffy's TikTok video
@wowaliceduffy/TikTok

TikToker Wonders How Anyone Can Afford Babies After Learning Just How Much Diapers Cost—And Wow

It's no secret that supplies for babies and children is expensive, but until you've had to provide for a child, you might be unaware of just how steep the price tag actually is.

In light of recent governmental developments that are impacting resources like EBT and SNAP benefits, TikToker @wowaliceduffy wanted to do a good deed by donating to her nearest food and supply pantry.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @littlejar's TikTok video
@littlejar/TikTok

Woman's Hilarious 'Men Diagram' About Guys On Dating Apps Always Gets Same Response From Men

The dating scene can be tough to navigate, so it'd be nice to have some tools to help us make the best, most informed decisions.

That's why TikToker @littlejar presented and popularized the "Men Diagram," or as we like to call it, the "Menn Diagram."

Keep ReadingShow less