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Woman Has Her 'Overnight Oats' Ruined By A Very Unwelcome Guest—And It's Kind Of Adorable

Woman Has Her 'Overnight Oats' Ruined By A Very Unwelcome Guest—And It's Kind Of Adorable
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Ranidaphobes, breakfast lovers, and anyone with an opposition to the phrase "overnight oats!", you might want to just skip over to the next article.

For the rest of you, especially if you're great at eye-spy games, buckle up because we're going frog hunting.

Kind of.

TikTok user dmmillernewkirk was just trying to enjoy a healthy, relaxing breakfast in the great outdoors. Unfortunately for her, but fortunately for TikTok, the great outdoors thought that was an excellent idea and decided to join her - by literally diving right into that breakfast.

Can you spot the problem?

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How about now?

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If you're still stumped, now seems like a great time to just let her TikTok tell the story and reveal the breakfast bandit.

Or rather, let it reveal itself...

@dmmillernewkirk

I’m dying here, cant make this sh•t up! #youruinedmybreakfast #overnightoats #frogsoftiktok #ohmygawd #holycow


The frog, who the world rightfully nicknamed "Oatis", must have been startled by the door opening. In a froggy panic it jumped straight into the oat and berry mixture.

Breakfast might have been ruined, but people's days were made.

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And yes, this absolutely served as an unintentional ad for overnight oats.

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For those of you worried about the interloper froggy fate, don't worry. "Oatis" left his spa day supple, antioxidized, and in good health.

There had to be a discussion on breakfast boundaries, but it seems like things are all good now.

Mr. Oats is back to living his best life on the architecture.


and TikTok is off finding healthy oat-related snacks for themselves now.

Now please excuse us. Oatis was onto something with this morning spa treatment thing and we have schedules to rearrange.

Does anyone happen to know about how many blueberries it would take to fill a five thousand gallon above-ground swimming pool?

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