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Whether or not you're religious, you've probably heard of the 10 commandments.
For most people, the idea of a set of divine rules that really shouldn't be broken is a sacred one, for others it's something almost silly.
For some, ten is just too many to remember - but the homie JC narrowed the whole shebang down to one commandment - love. (Matt. 22 for those of you who might find that info helpful)
Twitter account Hashtag Roundup totally took that idea and ran with it when they released a video about new commandments for millennials.
The 37-second clip gave viewers five millennial commandments (because ten was too many.)
Hashtag Roundup video recap: #MillennialCommandments with @Hash_Off https://t.co/lXTd6RotmH— Hashtag Roundup (@Hashtag Roundup) 1549393029.0
The five commandments covered things like wifi, avocado toast, selfie filters and vinyl records.
They covered pretty much all of the stereotypical millennial topics, but if internet has taught us anything, it's that we can always push a joke just a little bit further. They put out a call for people to share some things that they think of as millennial commandments.
Brace yourselves, guys.
Things are about to get hilarious... if you're a millennial - try not to take some of this personally.
Also, can we all just admit that avocado toast is delicious? It just is. If delicious snacks are what we're ribbing millennials for, then clearly they've done something right.
Here are some of Twitter's suggestions for millennial commandments.
Thou shalt honor my safe space. #MillennialCommandments— Gifthorse Dentist (@Gifthorse Dentist) 1549368062.0
New Commandment. Who Dis? #MillennialCommandments— Cameron Grant (@Cameron Grant) 1549368039.0
#MillennialCommandments Thou shalt repair, without question, that which previous generations have ravaged with imp… https://t.co/yYqnVqPc94— Dominic Galen (@Dominic Galen) 1549369419.0
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's Wi-Fi #MillennialCommandments— craig onetweetwonder (@craig onetweetwonder) 1549368062.0
Thou shalt not take the name of Bob Ross in vain. #MillennialCommandments https://t.co/P7p1fEKsoz— Regina Fellangi (@Regina Fellangi) 1549371669.0
#MillennialCommandments "Listen thee not to digital content. Covet instead thy music 'pon vinyl, for it is the way… https://t.co/4Nwd14gDlg— Dad to the Future II (@Dad to the Future II) 1549371991.0
Thou shalt block Fox News on thine parents television. #MillennialCommandments— St. Peter (@St. Peter) 1549372696.0
Thou shalt not own anything. Rental units and ride sharing shall bring you happiness. #MillennialCommandments— BASEBALL SEASON YET? (@BASEBALL SEASON YET?) 1549368325.0
Thou shalt spice thy pumpkin. #MillennialCommandments— John Lane (@John Lane) 1549368557.0
Thou Shall Can't Or Not Even #MillennialCommandments https://t.co/Mp6spm9xRk— Daniel Hennessy (@Daniel Hennessy) 1549368013.0
Yeet on to others as others Yeet upon you #MillennialCommandments— Sabre Sloan (@Sabre Sloan) 1549373211.0
What commandments do you think your generation lives by?
