President Donald Trump, adulterer and incorrigible liar, is beloved amongst American evangelicals. Though they don't agree with any aspect of his life style, from his self aggrandizing to his opulent wealth, they do love the way he appoints conservative justices to the courts, especially Supreme Court judges like Neil Gorsuch.
If it means advancing their political goals, many evangelicals are willing to get behind literally anybody who can win, even if that person is the absolute antithesis of the lives they aspire to. Hence, the new "spiritual biography" of a man whose "complex" relationship with religion is all the more profound for his barely having attended any church services during adulthood.
Mark Hamill, the actor you may know as Luke Skywalker, pitched some other biographies hypocritical readers may find enjoyable!
Other Recommended Titles: The Humility of Kanye West The Compassion of Charles Manson The Good People on Both Sides… https://t.co/vHhgsanGHH— Mark Hamill (@Mark Hamill) 1528045820.0
Hamill's followers also had some ideas—many of them inspired by his movies.
@HamillHimself You missed.. The Dark Side Actually it’s not that bad— DMC (@DMC) 1528047024.0
@HamillHimself Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Donald the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tel… https://t.co/eLTrHWPVgI— skybleeds (@skybleeds) 1528090283.0
No public figure is above reproach when it comes to "spiritual biographies!"
@HamillHimself You forgot https://t.co/Fy4jDfhRCO— Cas loves Loki (@Cas loves Loki) 1528046078.0
@HamillHimself @JamesReader_RP The community spirit of Jim Jones. https://t.co/zhWT3AXxsW— Melissa Mann (@Melissa Mann) 1528047154.0
@elijahwood @HamillHimself I'd read "the wit & wisdom of Kim Jong un" https://t.co/3DmLcZPN5y— Sascha (@Sascha) 1528091307.0
Trump's Christian journey will have some very steamy passages...
@HamillHimself https://t.co/otPMpval01— Mac McKinsey (@Mac McKinsey) 1528046920.0
@HamillHimself There are some great photos in the book though! https://t.co/uWBmtH6byF— James Gunn (@James Gunn) 1528070520.0
The new book reminded some Twitter users of another TV personality's novel:
@HamillHimself https://t.co/kzL7XW0ovq— Bozo (@Bozo) 1528046104.0
@HamillHimself Now...I’ve seen everything! https://t.co/Igr0oJjIDV— Lady Hamster Debra💫💫 (@Lady Hamster Debra💫💫) 1528091298.0
But what's actually between the covers of Trump's new book?
@HamillHimself You probably can’t tell from the cover, but this is actually a coloring book.— Dan Kurtz (@Dan Kurtz) 1528047060.0
@HamillHimself Is it one of those books where all the pages inside are blank?— NMIdemocrats (@NMIdemocrats) 1528047053.0
Stop by the bookstore and pick up all of these little-known titles!
@HamillHimself The Self-Control of Genghis Khan The Bedside Manner of Josef Mengele The Loving Touch of Aileen Wuor… https://t.co/ekiXuc81ha— ᗩᗰᕮᒪIᗩ ᗯYSOᑕKI (@ᗩᗰᕮᒪIᗩ ᗯYSOᑕKI) 1528047673.0
@HamillHimself The Peaceful Heart of John Bolton— Rhi (@Rhi) 1528055217.0
@HamillHimself @DuchesseAriadne You forgot one title, Mark. The Courage of Congress— JohnRJohnson (@JohnRJohnson) 1528047043.0
@HamillHimself The Gentle Nature of Jake LaMotta The Thoughtfulness and Generosity of Leona Helmsley— Rich Two (@Rich Two) 1528068152.0
@HamillHimself The tax return treasury hunt?— ignacio quintana (@ignacio quintana) 1528123919.0
And if you enjoy this installment in the Trump-faith franchise, check out the whole series!