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A Florida man has been arrested after he broke into a restaurant and made himself a hamburger. And, it reminds us of a famous hamburglar.


Patrick Benson was caught on video inside two Jensen Beach restaurants — one of which was a Wendy's — after hours. He used bricks and large rocks to break the glass windows and enter the properties in Martin County, FL.

“Once in, he casually worked his way around the establishments and selected the items he was going to steal," Martin County Sheriff's Office said.

“In one case, he fired up the grill and cooked himself a hamburger before stealing the safe."

He attempted to do the same at a petrol station, but failed to gain entry.

He has been charged with burglary, grand theft and attempted burglary, alongside other additional charges. And, remains at the Martin County jail.

Does anyone see a relation between Benson and this guy?



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