People Divulge The Most Embarrassing Thing They've Ever Done In Front Of Their Crush

Quite the Turn of Events

"I crashed my motorcycle in front of her and her new boyfriend… She came with me to the hospital. I won."

- Randomhero360

Word Choice

"We were at a writers' conference. I spent a good long time telling them about some controversy surrounding the use of pseudonyms in a writing contest. I was pretty proud of how well I stated both sides, as well as my fairly well-researched thoughts on the matter. They didn’t add much, but I could tell they were interested."

"About fifteen minutes later, I realized that every (single) time I’d meant to say 'pseudonym,' I’d said 'surname' instead. Never talked to them again. Thirty years ago and it still hurts."

- Preposterous_punk

Second-Hand Embarrassment

"I had a credit card declined..."

- Keithninety

The Accidental Text

"I accidentally sent her a message about her which was supposed to go to my best friend."

"Thanks to my stupidity, she is now my girlfriend."

- Ninjagator

Drowning in Love

"I almost drowned in five feet of water. We're getting married this year, lol (laughing out loud)."

"It was an accident due to my friend's landlord not taking care of the property properly. It was an above-ground pool. I was lightly leaning on the railing."

"I was trying to do my best 'I'm just a chill, normal dude who is definitely not super nervous in front of this very attractive person' pose. Then the railing snapped, and I fell backward, hit my head on the wooden part of the pool as I fell according to others. The railing didn't fully detach and my ankle got caught in the bars. I was hanging upside down, head and torso completely submerged."

"My beautiful, wonderful, strong fiancé jumped in, lifted me out, and got all the inhaled water out (luckily wasn't a whole lot). She literally saved my life. I luckily only sustained a mild concussion and sprained ankle, in exchange for an amazing human being I get to call my love for the rest of my life."

- Gaymerlad

Awkward First Kisses

"I went in for a kiss, missed the mouth, and kissed his jacket collar. Panicked, laughed, stuttered an incomprehensible 'sorry,' laughed again, and ran away as if I was chased by a f**king velociraptor."

"I was 14 back then, meaning that it basically happened in the stone age, so we're cool."

- Leocut78

FriYaY

"Throwing my fist in the air and weakly saying, 'Yay,' when a dude told me, 'At least it’s Friday.'"

- ddensity9009

All Too Real

"I went on a run and bike ride with him in the morning (one after the other), knowing d**n well I don’t have the stamina for either."

- zy-raii

Financial Preparations

"I was in high school and asked this girl out on a date. She said, 'How about Friday we go out to dinner and a movie?'"

"In the most embarrassing thing ever I said, 'How about we just go to a movie? I don’t think I can get my dad to give me that much money.'"

"She actually did go out with me, we ended up doing dinner and a movie, and she dated me for four years into college. I can’t imagine why. I told her how embarrassing that conversation was years later and she said she thought it was funny I asked her out but didn’t have any money."

- SweetCosmicPope

"Purr" of the Moment

"We were hanging out in my room when I got up, closed the window, and grabbed my cat to put him outside."

"My trousers were kinda loose when out of the blue, they fell down to my ankles, and my first reaction was to cover my crotch area with my cat. I still cringe at the thought of it."

- Kiro7676

Those Dance Moves

"Well, when I was in kindergarten, I liked this girl, and In my tiny kid brain, I thought that doing front flips and back flips was very cool. I thought that was peak human ability."

"So I thought I would impress her with my very own flipping skills. Which I did not possess. So I improvised. I thought it was just as cool to sit on the ground and roll backwards. Over and over."

"Fast forward some time and my school used to have a kindergarten dance for kids who passed. Parents were invited. Your kid couldn't go unless you were present."

"I thought, 'A school dance huh? Looks like my time to shine.'"

"Now imagine you're at a kindergarten dance. You're there to watch over your kid. And then out of nowhere, you see this other kid in a tiny suit rolling across the ground like a f**king 'Dark Souls' character."

"Safe to say I stayed single for a very long time."

"That is my first memory. I want to die."

- Jokesonyouiwannadie

Very Smooth

"I was new to driving and wanted to impress him by parking right next to him in the student lot. He watched as I struggled to find where the f**king headlight switch was for the d**n thing."

"And I proceeded to turn on the windshield wipers in search of the lights."

"This went on for agonizing minutes, and I drove away mortified."

- perpetualworries

Gorgeous, Gorgeous Coworkers

"There was this guy at work, in a different department, who I saw maybe once every two weeks. He was beautiful. So beautiful that every brain cell in my head fled the moment I saw his glorious face."

"He was very polite and friendly too, so when he would walk past, he would smile and say hi. One time he did that, I spilled a whole can of red bull over myself trying to say hi back and doing an awkward wave."

"Another time I was about to go back inside when the hi came, and I was so dazzled by the smile that I forgot that doors need to be opened and smacked face first into it. That godd**n smile."

- asharkonamountaintop

Something About Pottery

"This is so dumb, but we were at a pottery shop painting pottery and talking about books."

"He asked me what I liked so much about romance novels and I said, 'For me, it's the LONGING. Wanting what you can't have, fighting yourself and the world to get it anyway. That's the stuff.'"

"There was nothing bad about what I said but I was so embarrassed to have shared that particular tidbit. We've been together for a year and a half now, he's everything I ever longed for."

- Suitable_Ad_6911

Double Oops

"Hit her square on the head with a tennis ball by accident. She had to go see the nurse."

"Another girl I had a crush on in high school. I sat next to her and could feel that I needed to fart, so I held it in. Bad move. It came out as a prolonged squeak, and she turned her head and stared at me, disgustedly."

- GrandPerspective5848

We've all had some embarrassing moments in our lives, especially around people we have crushes on or would otherwise like to impress.

But at least for some of these Redditors, they were able to turn their embarrassing stories into happily-ever-after tales.