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On Thursday, January 16, the U.S. Senators who will be acting as the jury in President Donald Trump's impeachment trial were sworn in before Justice John Roberts, who will act as the judge.
In response, President Trump tweeted out an all-caps message so insane Twitter couldn't help but make fun of it.
The President was a couple weeks late in realizing he'd been impeached, since that happened on December 18, but someone finally clued him in apparently.
Over 4 weeks after his impeachment, Trump posted:
Of course, Trump wasn't impeached for making a phone call.
He was impeached for abuse of power for extorting a foreign government by withholding congressionally approved and appropriated financial aid to Ukraine in exchange for political favors and also for obstructing Congress's efforts to investigate that crime.
But that doesn't make Trump's unhinged tweet any less fun to meme.
When you’ve just made a perfect phone call but they’re still going to impeach you https://t.co/LhURqqpo7K— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@Tom Reagan’s Hat) 1579211701.0
Phone references abounded all over the internet.
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL! https://t.co/6wYifm4gay— The Fowler and the Winter Soldier (@The Fowler and the Winter Soldier) 1579212774.0
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL! https://t.co/xXHkdp4hvS— HappyToast ★ (@HappyToast ★) 1579212689.0
There haven't been many perfect phone calls.
Twitter users pointed out what they looked like to President Trump.
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL! https://t.co/aC7Wxl3cDP— Kevin Zak (@Kevin Zak) 1579208666.0
Movie references were especially popular amongst the jokesters.
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL https://t.co/8MUoJG0J5p— Tom Zohar (@Tom Zohar) 1579210355.0
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL https://t.co/gtEcFQWi0Q— Tom Zohar (@Tom Zohar) 1579210631.0
the only perfect phone call https://t.co/OdDuldTBKC— Sarah Lerner (@Sarah Lerner) 1579212341.0
It seems the only people who have ever had perfect phone calls are children.
what does a perfect phone call sound like?— jason jasonson (@jason jasonson) 1579210918.0
This reminds me of a perfect phone call I made in 2003 to a boy called Dave. He answered the phone and I said “Hi H… https://t.co/1ZMHV3youH— Helen Kingston (@Helen Kingston) 1579210989.0
The only perfect phone call I ever heard was when one of my kids was a toddler on his play phone: "Hello?" "Puppies!" "Goodbye."— ryan teague beckwith (@ryan teague beckwith) 1579208468.0
Many pointed out that in real life the perfect phone call is one that never happens.
The only perfect phone call that exists is the one where you are like PLEASE DON'T PICK UP PLEASEDONTPICKUP PLEASE!… https://t.co/fHSOh7vAhz— Chris Calogero (@Chris Calogero) 1579209019.0
Everyone knows the perfect phone call is a text message.— Travon Free (@Travon Free) 1579212531.0
Be careful not to make a perfect phone call, or you might be impeached too.