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Admit it, you can't ignore the Kardashians, can you?

Try as you might, America's ubiquitous family still manages to infiltrate your online engagement so you have juicy gossip to dispel at your next cocktail party.


It's no wonder their reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians is about to start their 16th season. There's plenty of family drama still to unfold for obsessed viewers.

The latest Kardahsian story taking center stage centers around Kylie Jenner's 22nd birthday.

The world's youngest "self-made" billionaire as of March 2019, according to Forbes, celebrated her birthday with a handful of close friends aboard the mega yacht "Tranquility" that sailed around the Amalfi Coast in Italy.

Meanwhile, things weren't looking so fancy on the internet.

First, Kim Kardashian beamed with pride over her youngest sibling on the occasion of her special day.

Kim gushed on the Gram:

"When I think about you I think of a wise old soul who makes amazing decisions that are always true to what you really believe. You have always been so strong and confident in doing what is in your heart and I admire and respect that."
"You live life like it's your last day and it's so much fun to see you live such a full life and being such a kind person while doing it all. I wanted to post a unseen 'music video' you, Kendall and I did back in the day but didn't want to embarrass you too much lol. I love you."

Next, momager Kris Jenner piled on the praises for her youngest daughter with her former husband, who is now Caitlyn Jenner.

"It is the greatest joy and blessing to be your mommy and watch you grow into such an beautiful woman inside and out," she wrote.

And then came Caitlyn Jenner, who joined in on the birthday shout outs and posted a throwback picture with her daughter way before her gender reassignment surgery in January 2017 or public coming out as transgender.

However, instead of posting pictures with the birthday girl, she posted pictures of herself with Kylie's 23-year-old sister, Kendall, instead.

Oops.

The pictures have since disappeared, but not before the posterity police managed to take screenshots of the gaffe.


Jenner posted an updated photo almost 15 minutes later.

But instead of posting a picture with Kylie, she chose one featuring both daughters, just to be safe.

The online sleight of hand didn't go unnoticed.

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To be fair, both girls, who have a one year age gap, look similar at first glance.

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Most people, parent and child, could relate to the innocent slip up.



Caitlyn Jenner proved that it is a challenge keeping up with the Kardashians after all, especially with her two youngest.

Happy birthday, Kendall, er, Kylie!

Caitlyn Jenner's book, The Secrets of My Life, is available here.

There aren't too many things that would make you go, "Man, I'd rather go to hell than be here right now. Hell has demons, torture, fire, and all the ill-prepared pizza they can shove down my throat." However, if you had to choose between these people's predicaments and hell, you'd probably be ready to have pizza for dinner.

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Dad jokes can feel like the unloved step-sibling of the comical world. "Why would we laugh at something so obvious and stupid?"

Becuase it's hilarious, that's why. Just check out the following entries below and see for yourself.

Reddit user, u/GrotiusandPufendorf, wanted to know what the funniest jokes on the planet are when they asked:

What is your favorite dad joke?

A Murder Of Cows?

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Dad: Look at that flock of cows over there.

Kids: A HERD of cows.

Dad: Of course I heard of cows, there is a flock of them right over there.

Note: pulled that joke successfully a few times, and my kids even did it to their summer camp instructor.

ManOfLaBook

We Should Probably Leaf

At the park with my girls: "Dad, can we go play?"

Me: "sure, just stay away from those trees over there"

Girls: " umm...ok, why?"

Me: " I don't know...they look a little shady to me."

Good for producing eye rolls

Fleurdelis502

What Better Way To Carry It Home

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"Would you like the milk in the bag?"

Dad: "No thanks, you can keep it in the carton."

Captain-Yesh

Scrambled Or Over-Easy?

Dad at breakfast: I'll have bacon and eggs, please

Waiter: How do you like your eggs?

Dad: I don't know, I haven't gotten them yet!

roman12325

Feeling The Humor

Dad: "Nice shirt, is that felt?"

Not Dad: "No."

Dad: Reaches over and touches sleeve "It is now!"

Cheese_Pancakes

That Joke Killed!

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Why do graveyards have gates?

Because people are dying to get in.

My Dad always told it passing a graveyard.

Vlaed

Lean Back. Lean Back.

"I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back."

akaShadezz11

Stating The Obvious, But Still Hilarious

I had a terrible day yesterday. As I was walking home, a man in a wheelchair stole my camouflage jacket!

As he was wheeling away, I shouted after him, "you can hide but you can't run!"

Jantra

Give It A Second...

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A magician was walking down the street.

Then, he turned into a grocery store.

aworldwithoutshrimp

Car Humor. That's All.

Dad putting car in reverse

Dad: Ahh, this takes me back

Hkatsupreme

That's Always The Point

Not a joke in the traditional sense but, when I'm at a restaurant and the waitress says "Do you wanna box for that?" I always reply with "No, but I'll wrestle you for it."

No one ever gets it but it makes me laugh. And that's the point, right?

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And the King of Them All...?

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I tell dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.

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Believing in dub stuff as a kid is par for the course. When we're children, we're just tinier humans with less life experience, right? But let's be real- some of the dumb things we believed were actually really, really dumb.

u/ThePolishPA asked: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

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They always say, don't meet your heroes. But here's the thing- sometimes your heroes are actually just chill, normal people. This can be refreshing in a world of egos.

A Quora user asked: Who's the nicest celebrity you've ever met?

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Oprah Winfrey may no longer be doling out free cars by the dozens like she did on her long-running day time talk show.

But that doesn't mean her generosity is history.

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