This guy stumbled across an amazing decal of a wolf. If you look closely, you'll see there's more to this creature than initially meets the eye.
Sorry, ladies. This shredding undead wolf decal is *taken* https://t.co/8QqcrG91tR— Mike Huguenor (@Mike Huguenor) 1532370770.0
"Sorry, ladies. This shredding undead wolf decal is *taken*"
The original wolf-spotter observed the image's resemblance to the Red Dead video game series' undead animal as well as its apparently advanced guitar skills. But the most peculiar detail of all is what is on its finger.
Yes, as you can see this wolf is wearing what appears to be... a wedding ring.
This beast's ostensible relationship status has shattered some hearts.
@SarahCray @mikehuguenor @glittergillian We can dream. https://t.co/0TwoSHS0PV— Jennifer Bene (@Jennifer Bene) 1532464351.0
@mikehuguenor @KivaBay Dammit... *throws bouquet of flowers in trash*— Manang Francis (@Manang Francis) 1532483489.0
@mikehuguenor @losthiskeysman all the good ones are— Kris Ruff (@Kris Ruff) 1532396580.0
@mikehuguenor im disappointed— 👻 spooky ghost ✨ (@👻 spooky ghost ✨) 1532479549.0
@mikehuguenor @Jenny_Trout Nooooo!! Now I have no hope of a future with a Wolfman of my dreams. 😭— Jennifer Bene (@Jennifer Bene) 1532464276.0
Viewers were quick to point out which hand it appears to be on.
@mikehuguenor That's not his wedding finger... that's on the left. He should still be available— Adam Femino (@Adam Femino) 1532383437.0
@mikehuguenor @nsuttner It’s ok. It’s on the wrong hand 😂😂— Darth Wire - ORiOT (@Darth Wire - ORiOT) 1532371467.0
@mikehuguenor That's his right hand. Step off Mike.— WindyFox 🏳️⚧️ (@WindyFox 🏳️⚧️) 1532473851.0
But others had reasonable explanations for his choice of hand.
@gayhobbes @Bidge3 @DarthWire @mikehuguenor @nsuttner It could be a lady wolf.— Jason Klammbie (rhymes with Zombie) (@Jason Klammbie (rhymes with Zombie)) 1532461745.0
@DarthWire @mikehuguenor @nsuttner Traditionally until the past few years gay people put wedding bands on the right… https://t.co/QUBt4NrkBP— Fuck You Gay Me Hobbes (@Fuck You Gay Me Hobbes) 1532378804.0
With the Trump-Putin relationship, I wouldn't be surprised if the last observation is true.
But mostly, people are just enjoying this bizarre tire cover decal.
@mikehuguenor This is my favorite thing ever on twitter. Thank you.— addnamehere (@addnamehere) 1532497288.0
@mikehuguenor Not the kind of band I was expecting— 𝙻𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 (@𝙻𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜) 1532376038.0
Canis lupus = gray wolf
plectrum = a guitar pick
@mikehuguenor I'm so happy that you observed this. Please enjoy your day a little more than usual! :D— Jake Naylor (@Jake Naylor) 1532523171.0
@mikehuguenor @gorilladrama He's married to heavy metal— artistic_agus (@artistic_agus) 1532484269.0
Because what could be more enjoyable?