Donald Trump, the king of holding grudges, is still hitting us over the head and maintaining his innocence weeks after vindicating himself from charges of obstruction.
As the countdown to 2020 is clicking, albeit not fast enough, Trump complained online about the drawn-out Russia investigation and managed to misspell another word.
This time, he claimed two years of his presidency were "stollen."
The blunder manifested online when conservative religious leader and Trump ally Jerry Falwell Jr. suggested reparations should be made for the president's lost time.
"I now support reparations — Trump should have 2 yrs added to his 1st term as pay back for time stolen by this corrupt failed coup."
An hour later, Trump retweeted Falwell's tweet and wrote:
"Despite the tremendous success that I have had as President, including perhaps the greatest ECONOMY and most successful first two years of any President in history, they have stollen two years of my (our) Presidency (Collusion Delusion) that we will never be able to get back."
Naturally, the tweet raised eyebrows after Trump tried to say that Dems have stolen two years of his time in the White House.
People were confused by Trump's use of the word "stollen," which is a German fruit and nut bread served during Christmas.
Ok, stolen as in taken away or stollen as in German bread? https://t.co/jV14TON8A3— Kristi Robinson (@Kristi Robinson)1557092575.0
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@realDonaldTrump Just to clarify: in Germany this is a Stollen. https://t.co/p9yV01UcrE— André K. (@André K.)1557091872.0
@StevePasquale I have stollen every Christmas! https://t.co/IfM6LTwsH5— Jeff Wodeshick (@Jeff Wodeshick)1557093527.0
@markfiddler How to spell #stollen https://t.co/hLPhrY0Bs5— 𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔶𝔞 𝔄𝔰𝔥𝔣𝔞𝔮 # 🇵🇰𝓙𝓕-17 ❄️ (@𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔶𝔞 𝔄𝔰𝔥𝔣𝔞𝔮 # 🇵🇰𝓙𝓕-17 ❄️)1557097301.0
What Trump really meant to say was:
@TargTarger @realDonaldTrump Just to clarify people are saying Trump is part German and he uses stollen because he… https://t.co/J5EY8mgXLn— PoliTweetCal (@PoliTweetCal)1557130297.0
Will the real fruit cake please stand up?
@4A756C69616E @realDonaldTrump ...fruit and nuts all right... 🤣— Carolonius (@Carolonius)1557103828.0
@4A756C69616E @realDonaldTrump And trumps team are nuts and fruit cakes— Maggie C (@Maggie C)1557133976.0
@BrianFortune1 @realDonaldTrump Trump is a German fruitcake.— Lezlie317 (@Lezlie317)1557111298.0
@4A756C69616E @realDonaldTrump It’s got the nut part right!!😂😂😂— cynthia Beaudin (@cynthia Beaudin)1557115101.0
After consistently waging a fake war on Christmas, 45 reminds people of a famous Dr. Seuss character.
@JWodeshick @StevePasquale In Trumps world you have taken (stolen) Christmas every year! The grinch #Stollen 😂. I want now a slice of it.— Leama (@Leama)1557127628.0
@JWodeshick @StevePasquale So ,your the Grinch !!! https://t.co/NDFeGr7ZoN— Deplorable Cliffy 🐸🇺🇸 #NoPC (@Deplorable Cliffy 🐸🇺🇸 #NoPC)1557105546.0
@realDonaldTrump Get the stollen cakes in! Make Christmas come early— Thomas Bennett (@Thomas Bennett)1557092921.0
The tweet was taken down and is no longer available – a common practice of his Twitter engagement.
@TargTarger @realDonaldTrump Omg he deleted he tweet lol THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS— DogsHateBoots (@DogsHateBoots)1557119106.0
@4A756C69616E @realDonaldTrump Someone has #stollen trumps tweet!— Michael Sibun (@Michael Sibun)1557131798.0
@GeMunichkeit @realDonaldTrump Nothin' sweeter than reading "This tweet is unavailable" from the chief twit. Here's to many more!— Grae Matterz (@Grae Matterz)1557114905.0
The gaffe was added to his growing list of embarrassments on Twitter.
Donald Trump’s day so far: - “Kentuky” - “Stollen” - Demands that two years be added onto the end of his term - Th… https://t.co/rMv6D2Asl3— Palmer Report (@Palmer Report)1557093365.0
Can we get our two years back?
@kjrobbie He has stolen 2 years of our lives just by being the #DerangedDonald Twittler.— Arriadna🗽 (@Arriadna🗽)1557103176.0
@RawStory trump has stolen two years of my life with all his gaslighting and bullshit— The Resistance (@The Resistance)1557103365.0
@RawStory He stole four years from the USA— Damu K. Bobb (@Damu K. Bobb)1557094184.0
Let's hit the polls for 2020 and ensure none of us are robbed of another four years with this stale fruit cake in power. We owe it to ourselves.