Midterms this year have been intense. We have no idea when politics went all Hunger Games, but wow. Florida is a mess, Nevada elected a dead person, Democrats took the house, and history-making appointments are happening everywhere. On top of all of this, Trump forced the resignation of Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
The resignation - which Sessions acknowledged was something Trump asked for - could be just the thing to block any investigation into 45. Trump thanked Sessions for his service and appointed an acting Attorney General, saying a permanent replacement for Sessions would be elected "later" - a move plenty of people believe was unconstitutional. It's possible that Sessions' removal could trigger all sorts of political upheaval.
But we know what Twitter really cares about - and what you're here for - the jokes. So many jokes. So here, for your entertainment and to keep your mind off of the political apocalypse we're not-so-gently leaning on, we present a sampling of some of Twitter's finest trash-talking.
Elf Jokes? Psh you better believe we got Elf jokes.
*snerk* The phrase "Bilbo Bigot" is our new favorite thing.
Jabs about him being racist were in no short supply.
Freestyle Round!
Everyone's thinking it.
@AhmedBaba_/X
@Greenshades9/X
@masonisonx/X
@NikonD330Fan/X
@elnopower/X
@ParapenteJohn/X
@andrewonseeair/Bluesky
@emer.net; @spryoldlorax/Bluesky
@dansynth54/Bluesky
@RibGoneRogue/X
@lizzicochrane/X
@rowast.com/Bluesky
@pinkmouse/Bluesky
@vicky8651/Bluesky
@fireinsp/Bluesky
@johngriff9ne/Threads
@danesinc; @frankiemillie10; @SweetWitch2697/Bluesky
@lscottspencer/Threads
@gregproops/Bluesky
@bluelotusbracelets/Threads
@sorry-iamcanadian/Bluesky
@fubarrockchick/Bluesky
@accidentaldomesticgoddess/Threads
@cardonebrian/Bluesky
@DividerDecider/Bluesky
@samjcaruso/Threads
@kathyfinch311/Threads