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The Memes About Jeff Sessions' Resignation Are Definitely The Best Part Of This Mess

The Memes About Jeff Sessions' Resignation Are Definitely The Best Part Of This Mess
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Midterms this year have been intense. We have no idea when politics went all Hunger Games, but wow. Florida is a mess, Nevada elected a dead person, Democrats took the house, and history-making appointments are happening everywhere. On top of all of this, Trump forced the resignation of Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

The resignation - which Sessions acknowledged was something Trump asked for - could be just the thing to block any investigation into 45. Trump thanked Sessions for his service and appointed an acting Attorney General, saying a permanent replacement for Sessions would be elected "later" - a move plenty of people believe was unconstitutional. It's possible that Sessions' removal could trigger all sorts of political upheaval.


But we know what Twitter really cares about - and what you're here for - the jokes. So many jokes. So here, for your entertainment and to keep your mind off of the political apocalypse we're not-so-gently leaning on, we present a sampling of some of Twitter's finest trash-talking.

Elf Jokes? Psh you better believe we got Elf jokes.










*snerk* The phrase "Bilbo Bigot" is our new favorite thing.





Jabs about him being racist were in no short supply.








Freestyle Round!




Everyone's thinking it.





H/T: Twitter, Indy100

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