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People Share What Their Reaction Would Be To Meeting A Naked Hiker On The Trail

People Share What Their Reaction Would Be To Meeting A Naked Hiker On The Trail
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There are several things that are appealing to hikers.

Being out in nature and taking in some fresh air is a huge motivation for people to get out of the house.

Getting exercise is also a factor to maintain a healthy heart.

But there could be one unexpected element to a hike that can happen hypothetically, and it's sure to raise your heartbeat.

Specifically, seeing something shocking along the hiking trail, like, say, a naked person could make for an exciting–or disturbing–hiking outing. It certainly doesn't get any more au natural than that.


Curious to hear from strangers, Redditor spenf asked:

"What would be your reaction if you encountered a nude hiker?"

These Redditors assessed the situation and saw no harm.

Friendly Tip

"I have passed two nude hikers in my 35 years of hiking. One male, one female, years and thousands of miles apart. Both said 'hello'. I said 'hello.' One mentioned the trail was washed out ahead but a second trail has been cut. I thanked them for the heads-up. Some people like the wind and sun on their skin. Both had on hiking boots. To each their own."

– Zmirzlina

Sign Of Good Character

"I have. Three times! I'm an avid backpacker and you can usually find me in Yosemite, SeKi, Emigrant or Carson-Iceberg in California on any random summer weekend."

"My standard line: 'Afternoon, I didn't realize it was so cold out today!'"

"One of them didn't get the joke. The other two laughed their nude a**es off."

"Here's my reasoning. If you're naked and can laugh at a joke, you're probably not a threat."

– codefyre

Two Scenarios

"Depends. A hiker with hiking boots/shoes and a backpack, but otherwise nude, or a completely nude person on a hiking trail?"

"Scenario 1: I give a friendly wave and hike on."

"Scenario 2: I give a more tentative wave and hike on, maintaining a heightened awareness of my surroundings."

– Genshed

Casual Encounter

"I met one once. A middle aged man in ok shape. Had nice hiking boots, thick wool socks, fancy framed backpack, two walking poles, hat, sunglasses, and nothing else on."

"I said hi in a neutral voice, he replied hi in an equally neutral voice. We passed, I did not look back."

– SillyFlyGuy

Some hikers are suspect.

High Alert

"While backpacking out of Rocky Mountain National Park we encountered a dude wearing nothing but shoes and some very small shorts. He was off trail about 100' at the edge of a meadow, walking and swinging a machete. I...did not approach. He was probably a mile in from the trail head. I'm guessing drugs."

– DoctFaustus

Beware Of Black Magic

"Ha! There are a lot of superstitious rumors/stories circulating around scenario 2 in India. Apparently, people who practice black magic with the sole intent of harming someone are often seen walking naked in places you don't expect people, carrying weird items."

"Either you interrupt them by disturbing them (no clue what happens next) or you run in the opposite direction."

– longlegs25

You may want to take note.

"I live in the Bay Area and naked hikers are not uncommon."

"Good naked hiker: has appropriate shoes, a backpack or fanny pack, is hiking with intention and looks tanned and fit and like he does this regularly. Good naked hikers will give you room so you don't have to interact unless you really want to."

"Bad naked hiker: shoeless, visible sores, scrapes, or burns, moving erratically (i.e. really slow or in a zig-zag). Might be a drugged out person. Out-of-shape or pale are indications this is not normal for them and they may not have intended for this to happen."

"Exhibitionist: makes a point to make eye contact, smile at you, wave, try to involve you. Good naked hikers are usually on long, deep trails where they're less likely to encounter others, and they tend to give clothed hikers a wide breath out of a sense of respect and consent. Exhibitionists get chummy; it excites them to be seen naked."

– IAlbatross

"Also depends on the area. A deep woods area with long trails is ideal for naked hiking. Shorter and more accessible trails are less okay because there's a higher likelihood of encountering families with children."

"Also depends on if they're with friends or not. A group of naked hikers is less concerning than an individual."

"All this boils down to:"

"If you see a naked hiker, mind your own business. A good naked hiker isn't trying to bother you. A bad naked hiker is potentially dangerous. An exhibitionist wants attention so any attention paid to them will fuel them. Best thing to do is nod as you pass and carry on like you haven't even noticed."

"Edit: There are actually areas in the Bay Area where it's permitted to hike naked. Regionally, some places allow nudity. Also some places allow women to be topless so a topless female hiker might just be evening out her tan. It's best not to assume and to know the local laws before passing judgement on a person getting their nature on."

– IAlbatross

Guilty as charged.

The Name Is A Dead Giveaway

"No reaction at all, since I would be nude myself."

– NudistGeek

"Stare in disbelief. That's just very strange and coincidental for two nude hikers to run into each other."

"I guess make sure they have sunscreen also."

– miketdavis

To each their own, but if hiking in the nude is your thing, you do you.

And just a heads up: If you're walking around in the buff and happen to be wielding a machete, you're going to make people very jittery. So maybe drop the prop.

Also, wear plenty of sunscreen.

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