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Lizzo Just Got Summoned For Jury Duty—And She Deftly Explained Why She's 'Not Excited' About It

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The 'About Damn Time' singer got real in a TikTok while she got ready for jury duty about why it stresses her out.

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By AB KeithMar 24, 2023
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AB Keith is an educator turned roadtripper who is currently teaching virtually while touring the USA. Her dream is to visit all the national parks and create a series of nonfiction children's books about NP adventures through the eyes of her dog, Backpack Benny.
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Stars... they're just like us.

Well, maybe not just, but still. We do our hair toss, check our nails—and report to jury duty.

Whomp. whomp.

Yep, our beloved Lizzo was summoned for jury duty and she was "not excited." Totally relatable.

In a TikTok earlier this week, Lizzo shared her process for getting ready to fulfill her civic duty.

"I'm not excited about jury duty. I'm actually really stressed about it because I've just heard people getting really gruesome, violent cases, and I have a really sensitive mind and I don't like hearing or seeing that."
"I would cry."

She then gave a glimpse of outfit options before locking down on a Yitty prototype bodysuit (from her own line), Black History pants and Prada sneakers.

She finished:

"Wish me luck!"

You can watch the TikTok below.

WARNING: NSFW language

@lizzo

Just fulfilling my civil duty 🫡

While viewers of the video completely sympathized with the anticipated dread of jury duty, many imagined a world in which Lizzo would be a juror.

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Of course, many wanted to know the results of the selection process.

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Much to Lizzo's delight, she revealed in a follow-up video she was released.

@lizzo

Replying to @kristinclimbs Storytime?

Fans had a feeling that would be the case.

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She's way too fine to be this stressed 🎶

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