Skip to content

Comedian Hannah Berner's Botox Treatment For TMJ Disorder Has Fans Cackling After It Caused A Hilariously Awkward Side-Effect

Search AI Powered
Human content, AI powered search.

Latest Stories

Even Fox News Thinks Trump's Proposed Military Parade Is Ridiculous

Even Fox News Thinks Trump's Proposed Military Parade Is Ridiculous
Photo Credit: PAUL J. RICHARDS/AFP/Getty Images

President Trump has never served in the military and has not indicated exactly why we need a parade.

Comic Sands Editorial
By Comic Sands EditorialFeb 09, 2018
Comic Sands Editorial
Primary contact for ComicSands.com
See Full Bio
Make us preferred on Google

Fox News, which is President Donald Trump's "executive" time in the White House, is poking fun at this desire for a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue.

On Wednesday, Fox News anchor and frequent Trump critic Shepard Smith joked about the president asking the Pentagon to arrange a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue. Trump suggested that he would like to have his own parade after witnessing a Bastille Day parade during a visit to France. Such a parade would cost millions of dollars and disrupt business as usual in the nation's capital.

"He could go see the tanks at a military base if he wanted to," Smith said. "Or they could give him replicas. Little mini replicas. I mean, he wants to see what he has. I had some of those when I was a kid." Smith went on to add that Trump could be given "the little plastic ones and lay them out on the table and say, 'Here you go.'"

Giphy

Smith's guest, Fox correspondent Jennifer Griffin, joked that instead of having a parade, "we can play Strategy and Risk."

Giphy

Even Fox host Brian Kilmeade, usually one of Trump's biggest fans, said the parade would be a "waste of money."

Twitter had a field day with this entire thing. Dario Navarro said that "Great idea! Trump could also get toy aircraft carriers, nuclear submarines, landing craft and Navy Seal action figures and play with them in the bath. Think of how much fun Donnushka would have playing god! Vlad would be so impressed!"

Retired Major General Paul Eaton slammed the president and his request, saying that ""For someone who just declared it was 'treasonous' to not applaud him... it is clear that a military parade isn't about saluting the military - it's about making a display of the military saluting him."

Economist and former Clinton Secretary of Labor Robert Reich shared his depiction of what such a parade would look like.

Senator Rand Paul made a great point about military parades, considering the United States has not had a military parade since the end of the Gulf War in 1991.

Touche, Senator Paul.

Latest News

Donald Trump
Donald Trump

Labor Department Hit With Blunt Factcheck After Posting 'Godfather'-Style Meme To Boast About Trump

Marco Rubio
Viral Post

Trump's State Department Just Mislabeled Every Country On A Map Of Africa At A Global Conference—And It's So Awkward

Screenshot of Laura Ingraham making a face during Anthony Fauci's testimony
TV & Movies

'The Daily Show' Hilariously Drags Laura Ingraham For Making Faces During Fauci's Testimony Using Her Own Words

Screenshot of John Cornyn surrounded by reporters
Donald Trump

GOP Senator Epically Trolls Trump After Being Asked If Not Having To Run For Reelection Has Made Him 'More Independent' From The President

More from People

Meghan McCain
Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images

Meghan McCain Speaks Out After Video Of Her Sparks Cruel Comments From Body-Shaming Trolls

When it comes to sensitive subjects, some people make derogatory comments instead of having a hard conversation, either to pivot the focus or to try to feel superior.

In a podcast episode from just over a week ago, "Mamdani's Talent Knows No Limitations," Meghan McCain openly praised New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani and said plainly that Republicans "would be in trouble" and "should be scared" if the possibility were to ever arise for him to be able to run for President.

Keep ReadingShow less
Redditor jpdiv's photo on the 'Mildly Infuriating' subReddit
u/jpdiv/Reddit

Restaurant Patron Stunned After Waiter Leaves Note Urging Them To See Doctor After Noticing Worrisome Mole

Giving unsolicited advice is generally frowned upon and considered inappropriate, but when it comes to medical concerns, sometimes it's better to offer the advice just in case it could help someone.

In the "Mildly Interesting" subReddit, Redditor jpdiv shared an experience where they were visiting a restaurant, and before they left the venue at the end of their meal, a waiter gave them a note from a fellow restaurant patron.

Keep ReadingShow less
Man in restroom
Panuwat Dangsungnoen/Getty Images

Photo Of Guy Standing Right Outside Restroom Stall The Entire Time Someone Was Using It Sparks Debate About Bathroom Etiquette

Unfortunately, public restroom experiences can be very hit or miss, particularly when it comes to cleanliness, availability of toilet paper, and long lines.

Even more unfortunately, some people do not respect basic bathroom etiquette, like giving people space.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @scottiferr's TikTok
@scottiferr/TikTok

Steak 'N Shake Sparks Debate After Soda Machine Requires Scanning QR Code To Dispense Drinks

When it comes to drinks at fast food restaurants, where the drink machines are often self-serve, customers have done some pretty shady things.

From ordering a cup of water, only to fill it with soda instead, to bringing a water bottle or something similar and filling it at the machine, it seems some customers will stop at nothing to acquire a free drink.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @wife_mama02's TikTok video
@wife_mama02/TikTok

Viral TikTok Of Farmers Market Worker Allegedly Trying To Pass Off Produce From Grocery Store As Her Own Has Us Questioning Everything

Groceries are already expensive enough, and depending on where a person lives, they cannot guarantee the quality of the groceries that they're purchasing and eating. With many recalls going into effect right now, these concerns are especially important for produce.

TikToker Autumn of @wife_mama02 was alarmed when she went to the farmers market, only to catch an employee refilling a basket of blueberries for customers to purchase. The problem was that the employee was emptying out containers of what appeared to be store-bought blueberries into the bin.

Keep ReadingShow less