People Share Their All-Time Favorite Curse-Free Swear Words

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Ouch

“'I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.'”

YourUncleBenny69

Duh

"'You aren't the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don't die.'"

needs_grammarly

"This is the most brutal one."

MeasurementAwkward89

"Guess this means I gotta protect you at all costs."

5irJeff

Get it?

"One I use in retail occasionally... I can explain this to you but I can't understand it for you."

TAaccountfor2021

"As a fellow retail manager, I feel that in my bones. I manage a large gun store, so I deal with a lot of idiots (frightening, I know)."

"There are times when people try to argue with me about things that involve federal law, and get mad at me when I won’t commit willful violations of said federal law that could cost the store its license to lawfully do business. I usually will end things with, 'I’m sorry you feel that way, because it means that we can no longer do business. I hope you find the answers you’re looking for elsewhere.'"

REDDIT

Congrats?

"You are the human equivalent of a participation trophy."

JJISHERE4U

"A participation trophy is a trophy given to someone in a contest who didn't actually win anything but would have been butthurt if they came away empty-handed."

dhaerlkl

Lucky Fools

"I envy those who've never met you."

Kodemar

I am LIVING for all of these!

Need a bag?

“'You have a great face for radio.'”

YourUncleBenny69

"And you have a great voice for silence."

Supersaiajinblue

Apologies

"You've got two brain cells, and they're both fighting for third place. Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology. Apparently the second one is a line from House MD. Giving credit where it's due."

FlashpointJ24

"I've always liked 'Intellectually unfortunate.'"

AngriestManinWestTX

So Good

"'I don't care what the others say, I think you're great.'"

sewn_of_a_gun

"'I don't know why so many people don't like you.'"

ABobby077

"I actually saw someone say this to another person at work. It doesn't help that most people at our work really don't like the guy."

LOTRfreak101

Look Away

"'I wouldn't want to be your mirror.'"

lilgreen13789

"'I still wouldn't bother to look at you.'"

Supersaiajinblue

Oh my...

"'You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.'"

sparklingshanaya

My Lord. Y'all people are scandalous.