When you have to get out of work, there's a magic phrase that bosses can't ask any questions about which gives you carte to do whatever you want whenever you want: "Due to personal reasons."
Wait, is that not how the phrase actually works? Well, somebody had better tell Twitter, because there's a new viral meme where users are using self-care as an excuse to indulge in some of their most self-destructive tendencies.
The meme was started by Twitter user @samelpan, who kicked things off strong!
due to personal reasons i will be passing away— pig (@pig) 1549413944.0
Quickly, everyone on Twitter had their own unstated "personal reasons."
Due to personal reasons i just took a shot of tequila— Kendra Leigh (@Kendra Leigh) 1550204836.0
due to personal reasons, i am going to get hit by a car— eric curtin (@eric curtin) 1550177958.0
due to personal reasons i will be isolating myself and bottling up all of my feelings— ahm (@ahm) 1550171367.0
Some of these behaviors aren't particularly healthy, but sometimes you just have to let loose (for personal reasons).
We've all been there.
due to personal reasons I will not be holding myself accountable for my actions— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarah schauer 🦂) 1550265675.0
due to personal reasons i will continue being a dumb bitch— Char Cherette (@Char Cherette) 1550160173.0
due to personal reasons I will be spending my entire paycheck in one day— bell (@bell) 1550245725.0
Some Twitter users used the meme as an opportunity to truly open up and let us see what's inside.
Due to personal reasons AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… https://t.co/1WvrK5GIQF— Brian: also known as Brian (@Brian: also known as Brian) 1550421854.0
due to personal reasons i will be shedding my skin and traveling as a disembodied spirit— madison (@madison) 1550351707.0
due to personal reasons i will be going completely off the fucking rails— asia (@asia) 1550095392.0
due to personal reasons i will b hurling myself into space— ✰ samflower ✰ (@✰ samflower ✰) 1550118875.0
Others just did what we've all always wanted to do.
Due to personal reasons, I'm eating a lasagna in my shower.— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@Roxi Horror 💀🌸) 1550291013.0
due to personal reasons i will be going to applebees— gary from teen mom (@gary from teen mom) 1550254173.0
due to personal reasons I will be stealing the Declaration of Independence— brown anna kendrick (@brown anna kendrick) 1550415194.0
With any luck, all of these people will be back to work soon, working twice as hard for their time off!
due to personal reasons i will be selling skin care products to people from high school on facebook— chuuch (@chuuch) 1550289487.0
Due to personal reasons, I will be letting my cats grade my students’ exams this semester.— Brian Cooper (@Brian Cooper) 1550204431.0
Due to personal reasons I will be putting myself in rice.— Sαmeerαh. (@Sαmeerαh.) 1550564271.0
These people deserve to take a day and follow their hearts, whatever the personal reasons for their actions may be.
Due to personal reasons I will be naming my first born son Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez— Briano (@Briano) 1550011017.0
due to personal reasons that totally have nothing to do with bts tickets, i will be a stripper for a couple of days— adela 🐸 (@adela 🐸) 1550633099.0
Congratulations to everyone out there who's seizing the day, doing what they've always wanted to do due to personal reasons! We've all been there—Carpe diem!