The sex lives of seniors isn't usually on the front of anybody's mind, but occasionally, it does come up in an "I kinda wish I didn't hear that" ways.
Viewers of This Morning were given one such dose of an unexpected story when an 80-year-old woman talked about her first night with her 35-year-old Egyptian "toyboy."
Iris, our senior, sent an entire audience of viewers into the atmosphere with her story of her "first night" with her dream man, Mohamed Ahmed Ibriham from Cairo, whom she met on social media.
"We found we had lots in common," Iris began, describing how she came to be attached to her Egyptian man.
"He proposed after 15 days, and I said 'you are absolutely mad'....but I knew from the conversations we had, he was very very genuine."
And then the conversation took a fateful turn.
After the hosts asked about how their first night together was, Iris immediately answered "pretty rough."
"Nobody had nailed me for 35 years, I thought I was a virgin again...Can I say that we used a whole tube of KY jelly?"
Instant.
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a Cock Destroyer is born https://t.co/Ldl6uiCWHJβ Louis Staples (@Louis Staples)1580212335.0
@thismorning This interview is the best thing I've ever seen π Honestly Iris HMU next time you're in the states - we can chat stallions.β Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub ARIA)1580236454.0
@thismorning https://t.co/r2lMmJJE50β Max and Paddy Quotes (@Max and Paddy Quotes)1580212320.0
βWe used a whole tube of KY jelly. I couldnβt walk the next dayβ Iris hun, your sex positivity is giving life on aβ¦ https://t.co/OzQHkg9wMVβ Liam Beattie (@Liam Beattie)1580213876.0
That lady from This Morning - Iris...... She is living her best life. https://t.co/4V1DnAXCTvβ Niamhers (@Niamhers)1580217224.0
"Anyway, we got over that, the sex is not the important thing because I can't sleep with him. You get an elbow in the face, a knee in the back. He used to sleep on the settee."
The hosts were doubled over in laughter while Iris described her sexcapades.
Good for you Iris π #ThisMorning https://t.co/afH4vj2BoUβ Kim Brazendale Hall (@Kim Brazendale Hall)1580208684.0
Iris single-handedly saved 2020 #ThisMorning https://t.co/G2dmGY5MOtβ Alice May Dear (@Alice May Dear)1580208615.0
Iris is my spirit animal!!!!! #Iris #ThisMorning #KYJelly https://t.co/Fo24Sc4sg6β Philip with an F and E (@Philip with an F and E)1580245337.0
@thismorning This made my bloody day...so funny bless her. I say good for her..u get it iris if u can ππ stock up on the KYβ geordieclaire (@geordieclaire)1580209602.0
Iris, 80, on meeting her partner, 35: "I couldn't walk the next day, I felt like I'd been riding a horse." https://t.co/lOyEDbxXnIβ Laura Silver (@Laura Silver)1580212232.0
Despite concerns that her 35-year-old "toyboy" may be after her money, people are applauding Iris across the Atlantic.
BREAKING: Iris to receive the Special Recognition Award at tonight's National Television Awards. Itβs not yet knownβ¦ https://t.co/JvjGxEkmZ9β Elliot Gonzalez (@Elliot Gonzalez)1580224673.0
Howling...Iris you naughty minx @thismorning https://t.co/x0db96ssENβ Chloe Chapman (@Chloe Chapman)1580208283.0
This is now an Iris stan account #ThisMorning https://t.co/8K8Xh73snZβ Metro Entertainment (@Metro Entertainment)1580211905.0
Iris on @thismorning. Funniest thing I've ever seen #ThisMorning https://t.co/9JGgFqdAASβ Kimberley Craig (@Kimberley Craig)1580209830.0
2020 is already producing icons at an alarming rate.