TikTok user @allyvlogs posted a video that's got the world's attention in the best worst way right now.
In it, we get to watch the most mic-drop of a planned confrontation ever when a woman confronts a group of her friends for covering up an affair with her boyfriend.
And included in the group: the guy who is the one sleeping with her boyfriend.
Dramaaaa.
The video starts with a group of five friends all squished together in the frame to play a game where they put a finger down if they've done whatever thing is mentioned.
The first few questions are no-brainers: been drunk? Worn dirty socks? Ever been outside of Europe? Then comes question four.
And it is an ultra-specific doozy.
"Put a finger down if one of your best friends slept with your boyfriend and the rest of your friends didn't tell you about it for over six months."
The friends look around confused for about .08 seconds before the man sitting to the far right of the frame caves and asks "Who the f*ck told her?!"
The video takes off from there.
Awks. π¬ https://t.co/Sl915Td5xUβ Chris (@Chris)1589498208.0
It's a 45-second cinematic masterpiece as far as Twitter is concerned.
@chrisprestage Thatβs as delicious as it is tragic.β Matt π³οΈβππ¨ββοΈπ (@Matt π³οΈβππ¨ββοΈπ)1589498392.0
@jonnykarlwade @chrisprestage I want this to all escalate even further when it turns out the gay also slept with heβ¦ https://t.co/EXw8Ob1OQBβ James (@James)1589568729.0
@chrisprestage Oh The Drama https://t.co/sWITOHTdJZβ Mehmet Saglam (@Mehmet Saglam)1589618367.0
That doesn't mean everyone was feeling the content, though.
Some people pointed out a few "teachable moments" here.
@chrisprestage I hope that d was good enough to lose a close friend over, whether he was being pursued or not.β John, a Progressive π¦πΉβοΈ (@John, a Progressive π¦πΉβοΈ)1589570740.0
@chrisprestage Imagine being made at her and the friend who told! Iβm unfriending, deleting and blocking everyone https://t.co/kwjB4UbPj3β Hypocrisy (@Hypocrisy)1589600928.0
@chrisprestage Eew. Gross as it all seems, if true, imagine wanting to make this public.β Giblet (@Giblet)1589583096.0
@JacobStetson @chrisprestage No shes mad her friend slept with him. Its not about being gay. You don't sleep with yβ¦ https://t.co/mwOaBFFAqbβ Thong Schlong (@Thong Schlong)1589607697.0
@chrisprestage I love how they all blame the girl for being cheated on πβ Anthony (@Anthony)1589538025.0
@chrisprestage This is the toxic part of the LGBTQ+ community that I HATE. Stop taking advantage of men who are jusβ¦ https://t.co/W1qDcOjFLzβ William β (@William β)1589587931.0
@omg_yay @chrisprestage I will happily throw a boulder because I sure as hell have never done that.β JasonRobert1686 π (@JasonRobert1686 π)1589571735.0
@chrisprestage @JonVanBondy Bad friends, a bad boyfriend and the sex probably wasnβt good either... https://t.co/VPmyzxLXetβ Shran (@Shran)1589534633.0
Listen, we all know the Golden Girls theme. We've heard "That's What Friends Are For". There is at least one friend song in pretty much every musical.
We know better, fam. The Golden Girls would never sleep with each other's partners without consent. Not even Blanche!
If the video is real, we hope these friends are able to get it together and find peace and resolution and everyone comes to terms with their sexuality whatever it may be (Just because the boyfriend had sex with a man doesn't mean he's gay. He could be bi, pan, experimenting, etc.), and we super hope everyone finds relationships that learn to respect their boundaries.
If it's staged, as many suspect ... hell, we really want the next episode, let's be real.