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Tommy Lee Just Shared The Most Scathing Anti-Trump Rant In Response To Being Told Not To Tweet About Politics

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Famed rocker and Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee went viral this week after sharing a fiery rant aimed at Trump supporters.


Lee initially shared a tweet aimed at anyone who "tells me to stick to drumming and stay out of politics":


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Lee then followed up a couple days later sharing an epic message, which was originally posted by Twitter user Renee Torres a year ago, hilariously describing *exactly* what will happen if liberals ever take back the White House.

It starts:

"You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so f**king hard for all of this s**t. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner."
"We're going to repaint Air Force One, p*ssy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit."

It continues:

"We're going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen [sic] will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill."
"Speaking of Chik Fil A, we're buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted f**ks."

Then there's this classic burn:

"Try the McPence. It's a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother."

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And the hits keep coming:

"We're going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton."
"ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We're replacing Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime."

It concludes:

"And after we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow."
"Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We're turning Hannity's office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons."
"And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we're adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie."

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The legendary rant had Twitter cheering hard.

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After sharing the rant, Lee then tweeted out this gem:

Not all of Lee's fanbase, which certainly includes some of the Trumpsters he's railing against, seems too impressed with his recent political posts.

But if these past few days are any indication, he has no intention of slowing down.

Rock on, Tommy Lee. Rock on.

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The book The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band is available here.

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