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Hawaiian pizza. It's a cosmic joke. Who would pineapple on a pizza?
We didn't think anything worse than Hawaiian pizza existed, but wow, we were so wrong!
Do we have to make it worse than that?
Turns out the human race must always test its limits.
Domino's New Zealand has announced Hawaiian Spaghetti pizza, a.k.a. ham, pineapple and SPAGHETTI on a pizza.
No. No no no no no no no.
What the hell, NZ? https://t.co/gZTswRtGk3— Paul Alex Gray (@Paul Alex Gray) 1557797914.0
@zGuz Presented without comment: https://t.co/lkAti2bo7d— Carleton English (@Carleton English) 1557799770.0
This was extremely unnecessary. Just no. https://t.co/xFV4rJU02X— Brad Dayspring (@Brad Dayspring) 1557757451.0
I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death... https://t.co/BBPptN0Md5— 𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛 (@𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛) 1557796739.0
Domino's is test marketing "Hawaiian Spaghetti Pizza" in New Zealand that features canned pasta, glazed ham and pineapple chunks.— Monologue Joker (@Monologue Joker) 1557766199.0
The New York Postdescribed Domino's concoction as "revolting" and "suspect," while many fans have notably stronger feelings.
@StevenBunner Hawaiian Pizza = NO! Hawaiian Spaghetti Pizza = FUCK NO AND FUCK THE HORSE YOU RIDE IN ON. 😁 https://t.co/PiRjJg6pfi— Webslinger67@Twitch (@Webslinger67@Twitch) 1557799053.0
@carlruiz Not to push you over the edge, but ran across this abomination today: https://t.co/m792dxmI50— Joseph Ferris (@Joseph Ferris) 1557782237.0
Hi @dominos, we’ll be reporting this one to the Feds. https://t.co/TN9iQaB6zN— Tim Ryan (@Tim Ryan) 1557763460.0
Dominos NZ managed to commit complete and utter blasphemy towards pizza. 😱😱 This is a Hawaiian Spaghetti pizza. I a… https://t.co/qxQsu5j9g1— tack129 (@tack129) 1557713585.0
Pizza is already a subject of debate within the USA's own borders.
Have you seen what people who come from Chicago call "pizza"?!
Time to end the debate. Which pizza is better? RT for New York Pizza 😋 Like for Chicago Pizza 🤢 https://t.co/ofRHLKGPl7— ~Z~ (@~Z~) 1557686210.0
Chicago pizza after Dracarys (🙄) https://t.co/qVBL9hc6dm— Maria With Luv (@Maria With Luv) 1557472600.0
Hello Chicago pizza is good. That’s it. That’s the tweet. Have a good day! https://t.co/lmguIhAinr— Chelsea✨ (@Chelsea✨) 1557790631.0
Many highlights to this year’s road trip, but Chicago pizza was worth the travels in itself. By far the best pizza… https://t.co/z6C7qGD435— Josh Shepperd (@Josh Shepperd) 1557765409.0
@louisemcsharry A few weeks ago on the show, you said you dream about Chicago pizza. I now know what you were talki… https://t.co/hGx1fLO50V— Elaine murphy (@Elaine murphy) 1557710588.0
That complete and total perversion of the holiness that is pizza is called "Deep Dish Pizza," and it's basically a cracker with melted cheese and a can of tomato paste dumped on top.
Is that worse than Hawaiian Spaghetti pizza??
Dominos just sent me an email about the ‘Hawaiian Spaghetti’ pizza. I think the fuck not good sirs— Lily Franklin (@Lily Franklin) 1557706917.0
We all have to draw the line somewhere with our pizzas.