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Domino's' Latest Pizza Offering Sounds Pretty Revolting To Anyone Who's Ever Eaten Pizza
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By Mike WalshMay 14, 2019
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Hawaiian pizza. It's a cosmic joke. Who would pineapple on a pizza?

We didn't think anything worse than Hawaiian pizza existed, but wow, we were so wrong!

For those of you who don't know what Hawaiian pizza is, it is pizza made with the extremely strange combination of ham and pineapple, a.k.a. the most WTF flavor combination you will literally ever put in your mouth.

Do we have to make it worse than that?

Turns out the human race must always test its limits.


Domino's New Zealand has announced Hawaiian Spaghetti pizza, a.k.a. ham, pineapple and SPAGHETTI on a pizza.

No. No no no no no no no.






The New York Post described Domino's concoction as "revolting" and "suspect," while many fans have notably stronger feelings.






Pizza is already a subject of debate within the USA's own borders.

Have you seen what people who come from Chicago call "pizza"?!






That complete and total perversion of the holiness that is pizza is called "Deep Dish Pizza," and it's basically a cracker with melted cheese and a can of tomato paste dumped on top.

Is that worse than Hawaiian Spaghetti pizza??


We all have to draw the line somewhere with our pizzas.

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