Ted Cruz Just Tried To Mock Patton Oswalt For Canceling Some Shows—And Oswalt Let Him Have It

Both of his fans were disappointed.https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1435770065937260544\u00a0\u2026

— Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) 1631165078

(sigh)\nOkay Ted, here we go\u2026\n\nNot as disappointed as Texas was when you cut your Cancun vacation short and came home.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435836521920270338\u00a0\u2026

— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1631186986

Ted, you Tweeted this at 1am. Put the phone down and return to liquid form for a few hours

— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1631186987

Ted, my fans are all at home, waiting to see you at the January 6th hearings.

— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1631186987

I\u2019m so flattered you took time from your porn scrolling for this, Ted.

— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1631186987

Well, that was fun. As always Ted, you\u2019re a friendless, cowardly embarrassment and your beard looks stupid.

— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1631186987

One of the more satisfying series of dunks I've read in quite some time. Never take on a comedian who is smarter, faster, and funnier than you.https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928413575864323\u00a0\u2026

— Elizabeth Hackett (@Elizabeth Hackett) 1631217133

Gee, I wonder if old Teddy Boy is regretting taking THAT shot? Because Patton fucking BURIED him. Great job, @pattonoswalthttps://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928413575864323\u00a0\u2026

— deepFreeze (@deepFreeze) 1631225080

This thread is reason 32,012 to love @pattonoswalt. (Also, if you\u2019re not watching @APBioPeacock, you should be.)https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928413575864323\u00a0\u2026

— Alafair Burke (@Alafair Burke) 1631210794

Patton is king.https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928413575864323\u00a0\u2026

— Josh Cooley (@Josh Cooley) 1631206367

Always love to see @tedcruz get absolutely ragdolled. All that sad little man seems to do is shoot his mouth off on the internet, yet he can\u2019t even do *that* without embarrassing himself.https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928413575864323\u00a0\u2026

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Patton Oswalt raises money for charities that help children & communities. Ted Cruz supports laws that inflict pain on children & communities. #OswaltFan #FuckTedCruzhttps://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435836521920270338\u00a0\u2026

— Rufus\ud83e\udd89 (@Rufus\ud83e\udd89) 1631224362

Ted Cruz knows as much about comedy as he does about serving the people of Texas. #CancunCruzhttps://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435836521920270338\u00a0\u2026

— Indie Revolver - BLM\u270a (@Indie Revolver - BLM\u270a) 1631227956

Ted, you're a gutless friendless coward. Go back to abandoning Texas during a crisis, go back to trolling comics on Twitter while Texas runs out of ICU beds, and go back to eating alone in the congressional cafeteria because even Republicans can't stand to be around youhttps://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435836521920270338\u00a0\u2026

— Matt Oswalt (@Matt Oswalt) 1631204295

Imagine being a Senator of a state that's running low on ICU beds due to a pandemic you've been downplaying for 18+ months and you decide that at 1 am you're going to take a jab at a stand-up comedian over Twitter for canceling some of his shows due to the pandemic.https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435836521920270338\u00a0\u2026

— DrDigOlBickPhD (@DrDigOlBickPhD) 1631221430