Twitter sat down for story time this past Wednesday, November 6, when user @jarievee asked a very important question:
"how did y'all's parents find out you lost your virginity?"
Of course, it goes without saying that Chrissy Teigen had one of the best answers of the bunch.
how did y’all’s parents find out you lost your virginity? https://t.co/PTUfGNfD2t— trill mermaid (@trill mermaid)1573075071.0
In her answer, Teigen referenced her first child, Luna.
luna https://t.co/mdVTT9NuXB— christine teigen (@christine teigen)1573105927.0
She did return shortly thereafter, however, to cast some mystery onto the issue.
actually I have IVF babies so maybe I have never had sex ever— christine teigen (@christine teigen)1573106015.0
Teigen has written in the past about her children being made in the same petri dish.
The question prompted many other delightfully awkward answers from every corner of the internet.
@jarievee i was watching rosanne with my mom one day. it was the episode where darlene lost her virginity. my mom l… https://t.co/R87KCUOE0H— wldflwr🌈 (@wldflwr🌈)1573091044.0
@jarievee My mom called me when I was visiting my dad for the summer and straight up asked. I usually would’ve lied… https://t.co/kRo3WmcVRh— So ROCK it ☆ (@So ROCK it ☆)1573105204.0
@jarievee I waited till I was in my 20s and damn near lived with my bf at the time. We dated for years. Wasn't hard… https://t.co/mNAXpQl8H7— Lazy Bish (@Lazy Bish)1573083243.0
Some parents expected their children to lose their virginities while others...well...
@jarievee My mom said, “I’m just glad you aren’t having sex yet.” and I went https://t.co/QBHx3BlX52— amy spacebrain (@amy spacebrain)1573109752.0
@jarievee Never told them ever. I feel like it’s not their business if I’m having sex. Plus my mom is lowkey posses… https://t.co/1qZkEjZGqG— Indigo Child (@Indigo Child)1573090371.0
Some things are better left unspoken.
@jarievee My mama went to @Walgreens to get her meds and the tech asked her, “if she wanted my meds too”?(HIPPA be… https://t.co/IhnbcrcWRL— Lala 💕 (@Lala 💕)1573123348.0
@chrissyteigen We were walking into a Walmart and she asked me “you’re still a good girl right?” I snorted and said… https://t.co/F50iYaxYFB— emilia (@emilia)1573145802.0
What good child wouldn't keep a secret from their parents long after things became obvious.
@jarievee My brothers - “Charles got some cutty last night” Me finna get smacked: https://t.co/IeIcAZscpl— CharlieWallyWorld (@CharlieWallyWorld)1573136141.0
The most heartwarming scenarios came from very supportive parents, of course.
@jarievee I approached my mother and asked to be put on birth control PRIOR to the “event”. She promptly got me to… https://t.co/ouRl3qAr0C— Mama Cougar (@Mama Cougar)1573150028.0
There's nothing like that magical moment when your parents find out you've lost your virginity, as Chrissy Teigen would surely tell you.