People Confess Which Obvious Things They've Only Realized Recently

When In Rome

Super embarrassing but in college I would order Roman Cokes because I heard everyone else ordering the same...turns out I misheard everyone and found out it was just rum and Coke.

- Kaylakamrie

The Missing Olsen Twin

As a child I was confused as to why Mary, Kate, and Ashley were referred to as the Olsen twins and why ads on TV only ever showed two of them at a time.

And then 16 year old me found out about Mary-Kate.

- PM_Me__Recipes

Lost In Translation

The first time I visited the USA I was on my own and in NY and going to all the museums. I kept seeing signs that said "No strollers" and thought (because what Americans call strollers are called "prams" in the UK) that you guys are super strict about the proper amount of attention required to visit a museum. I actually pretended to show more interest than I had in order not to be thought of as some deadbeat out for a casual stroll.

It wasn't until about day three that I saw a "No strollers" sign that included a graphic for idiots.

- Flibble21

D.O.G.

This girl I know has a dog named Deoji. Two years into knowing her and being around Deoji, I was having a conversation with her sister in law and I said "I love the name Deoji, how did she come up with that?" Her sister in law responds, "Deoji" and I said "yea, it's a neat name". She started laughing and said "No, D.O.G. ...the way you spell dog"

I'm still mindblown about this lol.

- PoTinkTink17

A Very Merry Christmas

When the kids catch their mom kissing Santa Claus, it is because Santa is their dad dressed up. Not because Santa and Mom have a once yearly torrid affair.

- RagingTromboner

I had always wondered why the dad wasn't as mad as he should have been. Figured it out when I was about 30 years old.

- Skylayers

Okay so I was listening to this one just the other day and had a realization about it. There's a line where the kid says "I was supposed to be in my bedroom fast asleep." This means the Dad was dressing up as Santa Claus for the mother and not for the kid. Meaning Mommy has a Santa fetish.

- Truffled

Similarly, I was recently telling my friend how creepy I found the song "Santa Baby" because it was weird a woman was trying to bang Santa. Then my friend told me Santa is supposed to be her boyfriend/husband, not actually Santa

Still a weird song but not as much now.

- AmberTheDork

I was always confused why they would say, "up on the housetop reindeer paws" because reindeer have hooves... then I realized they didn't have paws, they were pausing so Santa could go deliver gifts.

- VagueAbstractBeing

A Dude Called Dave

That Michelangelo's David is David from David and Goliath. How did I not know this?? I thought it was just a dude called Dave.

- gene_parmesan_PEYE

At first I was like, "I thought it was King David." But now I think those are the same person. Ol' Dave had a lot of adventures.

- Theorheticaldjokes

I mean I hate to make you feel worse, but did you never notice the sling he is holding over his shoulder and the stone he is holding is his other hand???? Did that not give it away?

- Dad_Is_Mad

Bro I thought it was his trousers that he isn't wearing 😅 I honestly haven't looked at the statue in depth (in any depth at all clearly) and yeah I haven't noticed the sling..or the stones?! There are stones?? Man, my bad Michelangelo.

- gene_parmesan_PEYE

Departments

It's called a Department Store because there are, wait for it, separate departments within the one store.

I had a Sudden Clarity Clarence moment with that one recently.

- BlueShoeLover

Birthday Suit

I realized that to be in one's birthday suit it means to be without clothes. I thought for the longest time it was a specific set of clothes you would wear on your birthday each year. I found out when I asked, "what happens when you don't fit in your birthday suit anymore?" Lol

- BeastOfWhimsy

The Absence Of A Dock

I only just today realized that the "walk the plank" plank on a boat is not a special addition pirates added to their ships as a means of public execution that looked like a little wooden diving board.

It is, in fact, the very same plank as the gangplank you'd normally use to get on and off of the ship. It is not the presence of the plank that is threatening, but the absence of dock.

- LionTamer

Gay Moms

This is so so stupid but I didn't realize my moms were gay until I was almost 14 and I literally heard my mom say "I'm gay" to my grandma as a joke.

I knew that lesbians/same-sex/gay were relatively interchangeable but it didn't click as "my moms are lesbians which is another term for being gay and they are gay" until that moment.

- hgb965

Little Pillows

Story time. When I was little for some reason I hated toast. Just hated it. My parents always tried to make me eat it but I always refused. My grandma decided to try something different. She took toast, cut it up into tiny squares, put some butter on them and called them "Little Pillows." I ate them all the time. Only now, at 22 years old, did I realize it was just freakin toast.

- Cosplaybaby13

Bathroom Blunders

Ok, this was a couple of years ago, but it was something I realized WAY too late in my life...

You're supposed to use the towel to dry yourself after a shower. I was just wrapping it around myself and sitting / walking around in it until I air dried.

- EnoughToBeAnnon

Dude I thought I was alone with this.

It wasn't until I went on a lake trip with my school when I was 14 and I was sitting with my towel on waiting to dry, that I saw people drying themselves off with their towels when they got out of the water and it hit me. I have never felt more stupid and I have no idea how I didn't realize sooner.

- SkippyGonzales

I always thought women with long hair turned their towel into a turban for fun. I didn't know they wrapped their hair in it.

- wwfmike

Last time I remember this question asked there was a guy that didn't realize you could wait until the water got hot to get in the shower. He hated how it always starts so cold.

- Betakurt

I'm 16 and didn't realize until a month ago you don't HAVE to turn sinks up all the way. Water always splashed me when I washed My hands, and I complained to a friend and she said "Just turn the handle half-way then..?"

My life has gone uphill from there ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you.

- J_C_Wizard49

So Fresh And So Clean, Clean

That the phrase mint condition means like new because it's the condition coins leave the mint in.

- BiracialMonster

Wow I always thought it meant mint condition because mint makes u feel fresh...

- Dofus-Rinas

Beef

Didn't just realize this but didn't realize it for a while

The reason why the cow mascot says eat more chicken is because he doesn't want people to eat him - which is a beef. For years I never understood this and then one day I realized it and told my family and they called me stupid.

- CharlesBread_

Narwhals Are Real

A few days ago my wife and I had gotten into a stupid argument and weren't speaking to each other. We live in a pretty small place so we both were kind of stuck being angry in the same room. I turn on the TV and start watching a documentary on sea life and a segment pops up with a narwhal swimming with her calf. Out of the corner of my eye, I see my wife slowly look up from her phone and her jaw drop. She then says "Wait, wait, wait....hold on.....those...exist?....they're real?!" I didn't know what to say so I just burst out laughing for a solid minute. At least it got us talking again lol.

- sodapopsik

Bow & Arrow

I remember that in seventh grade I had watched a vine where a kid gets a bow and arrow and says "I have a boner!" I didn't know what that meant so me and my friends were playing Minecraft and I thought it meant bow and arrow, but abbreviated.

I don't remember what we were playing but I was yelling that out, "I need a boner!" Thinking I was yelling for a bow. The entire class went quiet and I was wondering why my friends were dying of laughter. I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life.

- acorns_under_tree

Coincidence

In Latin, "Reddit" literally means "Surrender". Coincidence? I think not!

- ImOkNotANoob

Night Gas

That there are gas stations open at night. I know that this is something that is extremely obvious to most people but I grew up in New Jersey where most gas stations close at 8pm. It never occurred to me that there are ones open on the highway for people driving at night. I used to drive around with my friends at night and whenever gas is low that just meant that it was time to go home.

- username67580

Non-Native English Issues

For years, I said 'it's a doggie dog world' until my wife said to me that the right expression is 'it's a dog eat dog world'.

Also, not being a native English speaker, I didn't realize at first what booty in 'shake your booty' song was referring to. I thought it meant shaking your little boots on the dance floor.

- triple-negative

Spontaneous Pinecones

Pinecones come from pine trees, I was sitting outside and looking around then suddenly realize, pinecones around a pine tree. I never really gave thought to it I thought pinecones just existed.

- LePigMeister

Mice And Rats

I thought that mice are female of rats...I watched too much pokemon as a child. Ratata - a mouse evolves into Raticate - a rat.

- trestany

Citrus

That oranges; lemons and limes are different fruits. I thought they were the same fruit in different stages of development like grapes and raisins.

- nsbe_ppl

Natural Gold

This is so dumb.....but about a year ago I realized that dog breeds aren't naturally occurring. Like there aren't golden retrievers in nature.

- 97Charlie

The Second Worst Seizure

When I was in high school I heard my mom talking about someone having a "grandma seizure." I asked mom what that was and she said the worst type of seizure you could have. I never could figure out why they didn't call it a grandpa seizure then. And then the grandma seizure could be the second worse type of seizure.

Well, yeah, years later I saw it in writing and it's actually Grand Mal Seizure. I'm obviously not a doctor.

- Shemas12