Quarantine is taking its toll on people's self control when it comes to their hair.
Nobody is immune.
Not even Captain America himself. Except he didn't try it on himself...
His pupper was the one that paid the price.
This is Dodger.
Two seconds later he full-body sneezed directly into my face. https://t.co/rYKcCnhj3J— Chris Evans (@Chris Evans) 1587404451.0
Dodger is Chris Evans' dog and he is the cutest dog, just like every other dog.
Dodger's coat was getting pretty shaggy, since all pet grooming has been closed for the past few months. Chris decided to take matters into his own hands and give Dodger a buzz...
...but in Evans' own words, "it went so wrong, so fast."
I assured him I knew what I was doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with the help of a few treats, I talked hi… https://t.co/Iiu8nvphfP— Chris Evans (@Chris Evans) 1588612165.0
See that big patch of fur missing behind Dodger's shoulder?
@ChrisEvans Dodger: Dad, why am I wearing a life preserver on land? Chris: I JUST WANT YOU SAFE, BUDDY. IT HAS NOT… https://t.co/W9DaYTUQ9s— LowtownLiz says ENDGAME STEVE WAS A SKRULL (@LowtownLiz says ENDGAME STEVE WAS A SKRULL) 1588612486.0
@ChrisEvans Chris, you're playing a Barber doesn't mean you're a barber.. Please.. https://t.co/QWKtJWybCd— emma⍟ (fan account) (@emma⍟ (fan account)) 1588612568.0
@goodguyevans @ChrisEvans Dodger be like when he sees a mirror https://t.co/ItN00kmtal— Amelia (@Amelia) 1588615261.0
@ChrisEvans https://t.co/mWnVvaSsCN— 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆 | 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐫 | semi-ia (@𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆 | 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐫 | semi-ia) 1588612248.0
@ChrisEvans Dodger when he finally sees a mirror: https://t.co/ea081Gp7Sx— Chris Evans as Golden Retrievers (@Chris Evans as Golden Retrievers) 1588617053.0
More than just Chris Evans have resorted to giving their dogs half-hearted buzzcuts that have gone...
@ChrisEvans It's far better than the reverse mohawk my dog got... https://t.co/PQnEVN3Tpf— Brittany Nicole (@Brittany Nicole) 1588614709.0
@ChrisEvans Been there Chewie was not pleased https://t.co/hQR0AOQVkk— Adam Jenkins (@Adam Jenkins) 1588612685.0
@ChrisEvans He is not alone. My dog now looks like a corn field, but at least he’s no longer overheating in all his… https://t.co/7a6ykV8GTO— Zelda Williams (@Zelda Williams) 1588631006.0
@ChrisEvans Mine got a quarantine haircut too! Oops! I just keep telling her it will grow back! https://t.co/WygBgu6Bdb— Kate (@Kate) 1588614543.0
@ChrisEvans all I can think about is this https://t.co/STqAhRBe1Q— Serenay (@Serenay) 1588612614.0
But Dodger's feelings about the botched cut remain unknown.
@ChrisEvans Perhaps it’s time to break out the sweater? https://t.co/kkVvnfYGO5— Illustrated Dogs (@Illustrated Dogs) 1588640943.0
@ChrisEvans dodger after looking in the mirror https://t.co/fk8gFhSHJF— milenka (@milenka) 1588612680.0
@ChrisEvans And when he sees it.... 😧😦 https://t.co/z94cwNGda8— mintmintdoodles ☆ (@mintmintdoodles ☆) 1588616550.0
@ChrisEvans dodger said: https://t.co/1DgpG223jV— ً (@ً) 1588612790.0
@ChrisEvans https://t.co/J0bl0RrwgX— mila🌙 defending laurie (@mila🌙 defending laurie) 1588612478.0
Some things may just have to wait until the country is up and running again.
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