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This Awkward Photo Of Don Jr., Ivanka and Eric Is Inspiring The Most Hilarious Fake Band Names

This Awkward Photo Of Don Jr., Ivanka and Eric Is Inspiring The Most Hilarious Fake Band Names
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A photo of the three eldest Trump siblings that has been making the rounds on social media is now being appropriated to form band names.

Donald Trump Jr., Ivanka Trump, and Eric Trump are pictured looking directly at the camera like the cast of a 90s horror movie. The Twitter account for the Lincoln Project—a conservative Republican group opposed to President Donald Trump—posted the photo with a challenge:

"Name this band."

Hilarious answers quickly ensured from all corners of the internet.






The jokes are coming in all forms, from very literal interpretations:


To plays on existing bands:






The band would probably be as unsettling as their strange, upsetting gazes into the camera:






But all agree that this band is not fit to be in American positions of power.

And anyway, concerts are probably not coming back until at least 2021 in the USA, so sorry, Tyranny's Child, but you're out of luck.

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