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A woman has made quite a stink after getting stuck inside an outhouse toilet in Bagley Township in the northern part of Michigan.
The woman was using the outhouse at the Dixon Lake boat launch when her Apple Watch fell into the toilet. So she climbed inside the outhouse toilet, got stuck, and had to be rescued.
First responders arrived after bystanders heard her crying for help from—and we cannot stress this enough—inside the outhouse toilet.
Michigan woman rescued after getting stuck in outhouse toiletyoutu.be
In response, Michigan State Police issued a press statement urging people to please, for the love of God, do not ever climb into an outhouse toilet. It read in part:
“If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area. Serious injury may occur."
Thank goodness they cleared that up.
Obviously, people on social media had a field day with this story of a woman climbing into an outhouse toilet to retrieve an Apple Watch.
@MikeSington Well, that\u2019s one way to go viral!— Andrea Alice (@Andrea Alice) 1695318541
@Phil_Lewis_ \ud83d\udeab There are some things in life that just aren't worth it \u2013 like climbing into an outhouse toilet for a watch! \ud83d\ude05 Unless it's a life-saving situation, count me out! \ud83d\udca9— B\ud83c\udfa4zzo (@B\ud83c\udfa4zzo) 1695323232
@MikeSington I literally did Steve Carell\u2019s The Office cringe face while listening to this news! \ud83d\ude2c— Mazinga \ud83c\udf0a (@Mazinga \ud83c\udf0a) 1695300596
@Phil_Lewis_ I don\u2019t think an Apple Watch is that serious for me to think about climbing in the toilet behind it.— MYEi$HiA\ud83e\udd8b (@MYEi$HiA\ud83e\udd8b) 1695322820
@Phil_Lewis_ Que?— Chaz Bailey (@Chaz Bailey) 1695322722
@Phil_Lewis_ There are not enough Silkwood showers for me to ever allow that woman back in my house.— \u2696\ufe0f Renee (@\u2696\ufe0f Renee) 1695328232
@NBCNews Nothing on this planet is worth climbing into an outhouse. Not one thing!— Finding Dory (@Finding Dory) 1695249294
@NBCNews an outhouse toilet being an outhouse toilet should be reminder enough— Shaolin Monkey Tees (@Shaolin Monkey Tees) 1695246503
@upnorthlive I have unlimited questions— Anna Heaton (@Anna Heaton) 1695243146
No word as yet on whether or not she got the watch back.
Hope it was worth it!