You may have heard that people are panic buying toilet paper so intensely that people are making memes of it.
Troy Evans—who you may know from shows like Bosch, Veep, and ER—decided to capitalize on this and take some time to show us how to survive if you are down to your last square from your stockpile of toilet paper.
Evans, a Vietnam Vet, shared his tips and tricks on Facebook.
The method is...interesting, at best.
You don't really want to get to this point, as you are essentially using the paper to clean feces off your finger, with a little piece set aside for "cleaning your fingernail."
But people are thanking Evans for the laugh in these uncertain times.
As toilet paper has become a subject of some levity in times that seem murky, toilet paper content is simply littering the internet—no pun intended.
Leaving the grocery store with toilet paper and lysol like ....... https://t.co/6YZAa4ccMD— Gillian Robertson (@Gillian Robertson)1584919642.0
no toilet paper no problem https://t.co/2r9KO5azB3— danteh (@danteh)1584916582.0
In fact, toilet paper is in such high demand that it's cropping up on sites like eBay for $250+ a pack—even though several sources confirmed there is no reason for panic buying.
Hey @eBay ... you might want to do a little more to keep people like this off your site. Toilet paper for $250??? https://t.co/R1rZVRJat2— Michael Fabiano (@Michael Fabiano)1584918034.0
@MJPelayo @Michael_Fabiano @eBay war profiteering smh— Sagar (@Sagar)1584920292.0
Yes my grandma is one of those people who bought all the toilet paper lol https://t.co/6UFVo7avhL— Mitzy 💋 (@Mitzy 💋)1584928847.0
#ThatsNotNormalToMe at Costco people standing in line just to buy toilet paper and water but nothing else. https://t.co/pIHoUCc4dy— Movieman Steve (@Movieman Steve)1584917657.0
Historians will look back on early 2020 as the age of toilet paper shortages and memes.
What a time to be alive.